Now that is hilariousEasy killer. That would have been one hell of a surprise if you yanked the trigger.
"F&(@! My ears!"
"Where'd my TV go?"
"FU@($&!"
I would love to hear the explanation to the cops.
"I was sleeping, then I woke up and heard sirens. Then I looked up and saw some guy running with my stereo so I shot him! Then I realized I was watching Cops. Any of you boys selling a TV?"