Fun Facts about yourself nobody would probably guess.

[alexrex20]

I'm watching Caddyshack

I didn't know that, until I read this thread.

 

[TexasRedneck]

I like money... and sex.

You still chasin' them 12 year-old boys?

 

[orbitup]

Ive been in two comas, i have 5 fake teeth, have had facial reconstuctive surgery, ive owned the same number of motorvehicles as my age (26)....thats about all im willing to share

Sounds like you've been in at least 2 bike accidents.

 

[orbitup]

You still chasin' them 12 year-old boys?

That ain't right.

 

[Tina416]

You still chasin' them 12 year-old boys?

I am not a 12 year old boy!

 

[TexasRedneck]

I am not a 12 year old boy!

Yeah.....but I've been out to social gatherings with the li'l perv.....

 

[TexasRedneck]

That ain't right.

that's what I kept sayin' to ya down in Hondo, but you wouldn't listen to me 'til the cop threatened ta arrest ya.....

 

[orbitup]

We need to take this outside!

 

[TexasRedneck]

We need to take this outside!

Why? Ah ain't 12.....

 

[orbitup]

Why? Ah ain't 12.....

You're acting like it.

 

[Glockster69]

We need to take this outside!

NO NO NO!!! Stay outta sight. PLEASE!

 

[TexasRedneck]

You're acting like it.

Turns you on, don't it?<shaking head>

 

[TXDARKHORSE361]

I like turtles (yup)

 

[RstyShcklfrd]

You're acting like it.

This made me lol.

 

[London]

I really enjoy Nena's first album.

 

[bryonbush]

had a metal rod that was sticking out of the ground go into my shin, ill have a life long bump on my leg thats pretty noticeable. i tell chicks its cancer to see if its a pickup line.... has yet to work.

 

[Glockster69]

Lol. *I'm dying, take me to your place and bed me now!*

 

[AngeliaH]

Classy.

 

[scap99]

I shave with a straight razor.



"...Your Jihad, homeboy.....begins right here...with me. You want to kill someone? My appointments have been cleared for "anytime your balls descend from your belly". Grab your sack and get busy commie."
-Gabe Suarez

 

[jbcalhoun]

I'm a boring, grumpy old bastard!

Brad