Funny Picture - Video Thread III

[msharley]

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BABYLON BEE (wishes they had this scoop!)

WalMart announced, that since the self checkout has been such a big hit (allowing them to dump most of the cashiers) in an austerity measure (allowing them to ditch the janitor, too) after the first of the year the shopping carts will be equipped with the customer's SUCKERS choice of either a power broom or power mop equipped shopping cart....

In this fashion the shoppers DANG FOOLS can clean PAY THE WALTON'S to clean the stores for the COMPANY whilst they shop!

In the Northern Climes, WalMart Spokesperson announces they intend to provide SNOW SHOVELS to their loyal customers RUBES. This is strictly to provide the customers SUCKERS the opportunity for cardio activity whilst performing much needed SNOW REMOVAL on their visit.

WalMart is always looking out for their loyal customer SUCKER base!

 

[G O B]

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I spent part of the summer of '68 changing McD signs from 'over 2 million sold' to read 'over 3 million sold'.

 

[motorcarman]

 

[Texasgordo]

 

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Might be a repost

 

[SGT Dave]

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I have a few comic books with this ad on the back cover.

 

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[benenglish]

I have a few comic books with this ad on the back cover.

That thing was used in at least one scene in The Green Berets movie. It's hilarious to see John Wayne carrying it. Once you know what to look for and see it, you can't un-see it.

 

[CharlieWH2O]

Breaks it on a tree. Even Marion Michael Morrison couldn't crater a real one in one smash.

 

[billtool]

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This is awesome!!!

 

[baboon]

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I'd get the story every time I had a new beer wench working about depositing all the ones they earned in tips. Most everyone was asked by some one they knew if they were dancing the titty bars.

 

[msharley]

Meanwhile...in AriZona....

 

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[LeadChucker]

90% of women are pretty and 90% of men are ugly...

And those stats flip after 50

 

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