BABYLON BEE (wishes they had this scoop!)
WalMart announced, that since the self checkout has been such a big hit (allowing them to dump most of the cashiers) in an austerity measure (allowing them to ditch the janitor, too) after the first of the year the shopping carts will be equipped with the
In this fashion the
In the Northern Climes, WalMart Spokesperson announces they intend to provide SNOW SHOVELS to their loyal
WalMart is always looking out for their loyal