No, the Dune joke was easy but it was posted just a couple of seconds before I posted. The one I didn't get was the cheese, the wire, the knife, etc.
No it was legit cheese (you can read the wrapper if you look close, says something about gourmet foods). The person who bought it set it on top of an electrical wire and then cut through the cheese and the wire. With a metal handled knife she's lucky she didn't zap herself pretty well.
Here's the full thread where they find out later they cut through an electrical wire...
would have been a better story if it were semtex though.
That'd be chef boy ardee
I don't want to see the cabover style.