Funny Picture - Video Thread III

[Graceaction]

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Almost any fruit will keep the doctor away if thrown hard enough.

 

[Nick!]

 

[Younggun]

I was hoping a spent shell would hit her in the face.

 

[msharley]

 

[popper]

You can’t fix crazy. Actually you can but you might go to jail if you do.

 

[General Zod]

"They are falling from the sky!" Well yeah, you vapid bitch. That's what the dead ones do.

 

[Aus_Schwaben]

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Yep, dating a woman with multiple personalities is all fun and games until they ALL starting disliking you.

 

[pronstar]

Interviewer: Mr Calhoun, thanks for coming in.

Calhoun : It’s a great pleasure, thank you.

Interviewer: This plane that was involved in the incident this week…

Calhoun: Yeah, the one the door fell off?

Interviewer: Yeah

Calhoun: Yeah, that’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.

Interviewer: Well, how is it un-typical?

Senator Collins: Well there are a lot of these planes going around the world all the time, and very seldom does anything like this happen. I just don’t want people thinking that planes aren’t safe.

Interviewer: Was this plane safe?

Calhoun: Well, I was thinking more about the other ones.

Interviewer: The ones that are safe?

Calhoun: Yeah, the ones the door doesn’t fall off.

Interviewer: Well, if this wasn’t safe why did it have 150 passengers on it?

Calhoun: I’m not saying it wasn’t safe, it’s just perhaps not quite as safe as some of the other ones.

Interviewer: Why?

Calhoun: Well, some of them are built so the door doesn’t fall off at all.

Interviewer: Wasn’t this built so the door wouldn’t fall off?

Calhoun: Well, obviously not.

Interviewer: Well, how do you know?

Calhoun: Well, the door fell off

Nice twist to “the front fell off”…well done

 

[MTA]

 

[MTA]

 

[Wudidiz]

 

[Wudidiz]

 

[Texasgordo]

 

[Texasgordo]

 

[Texasgordo]

 

[Texasgordo]

 

[Texasgordo]

 

[TheDan]

 

[popsgarland]

 

[TheDan]