Guilty.
Ever walk into a room, forget why you went in there, walk back out, and remember what you needed ten minutes later?
GuiltyEvery Crop Dust one of your kids?
Guilty
Ever sling the dog poop (not your dogs) on your lawn into your neighbor's lawn (probably from his dog).
Guilty
ever take a call knowing it's a telemarketer, and waste their time
Anybody buy "cheap" wine and keep it for several years to make it better?
Guilty. That sneeze picked a bad time to sneak up on me.
Ever reply to a thread like this, then forget what you were gonna ask about next?
Guilty. Ever get hit by shrapnel from a binary explosive you shot?
Not Guilty
Ever kill someone's plant because they made you mad?