Not guilty.
Anybody ever see a lovely young woman, take the time to fully admire and appreciate her perfection of form, then got a good look when she turned more towards you and realized that she wasn't old enough to be in high school yet?
Not guilty.
Were shown a photo of a sexy woman and after making lustful comments, was told that it was a man.
Guilty and on the ground
Ever get hit in the face by a scope from unexpected recoil?
Guilty. Multiple times.Ever called a date...by the wrong name?
Quite guilty...if my buddies have better manners than my date, I'll never see her again.
Ever jump from a vehicle in traffic to get away from a date?
Not guilty (had some I wanted to push into traffic though!)
Ever stumble on a curb or sidewalk (while looking at a pretty girl), feel like a fool and look around to see if anyone saw you?
Guilty, but not my in my bathroom. I was a sneaky teenager when I needed to be though. Mostly use to hide girls in my closet until I stopped caring if they knew.
Ever puked on someone because you got too drunk?
Guilty.
Ever been run over by something under your control? Yes there is a story to this involving a go kart.
Eh, I'll cop to that.
Ever drive way too fast because you were in a bad mood?
Not guilty. Cows sleep on the ground. If you walk up to tip a cow that's standing its because its awake.
You pee in the pool or lake or river?