Guilty or not guilty?

[Shotgun Jeremy]

Can we plead the 5th on some of these? Lol!

 

[JColumbus]

Not guilty.

Anybody ever see a lovely young woman, take the time to fully admire and appreciate her perfection of form, then got a good look when she turned more towards you and realized that she wasn't old enough to be in high school yet?

Not guilty.

Were shown a photo of a sexy woman and after making lustful comments, was told that it was a man.

 

[Sapper740]

Not guilty.

Were shown a photo of a sexy woman and after making lustful comments, was told that it was a man.

If transexuals can still be called a "man", guilty.

Ever unscrew the the mouth piece of a Pay phone, touch it to the metal frame of the phone to save a dime on a phone call? (This might only apply to the elders on this site.)

 

[Charlie]

Not guilty. But a damn pay phone would rob you slicker than a homeboy with a glock!

Ever drop a steak into the grill, pull it out quickly and dust it off (or scrape it off)?

 

[TreyG-20]

Guilty and on the ground

Ever get hit in the face by a scope from unexpected recoil?

 

[Acera]

Guilty and on the ground

Ever get hit in the face by a scope from unexpected recoil?

Not Guilty,

Ever drive 2+ hours to deer camp to shoot with buddies. Bring plenty of guns and ammo, but left magazines at home?

 

[Charlie]

Guilty .............. and got the scar to this day between my eyes.

Ever called a date, female friend, or ............a wife by the wrong name?

Edit to add: Guilty about forgetting ammo!

 

[benenglish]

Ever called a date...by the wrong name?

Guilty. Multiple times.

Ever dumped a woman after the first date (even though she was gorgeous and you'd been busting your ass to get a date for two years...errr...forget this parenthetical; sometimes I throw in stuff just for me) because her table manners and eating habits were simply grotesque?

 

[subseashooter]

Quite guilty...if my buddies have better manners than my date, I'll never see her again.

Ever jump from a vehicle in traffic to get away from a date?

 

[Charlie]

Quite guilty...if my buddies have better manners than my date, I'll never see her again.

Ever jump from a vehicle in traffic to get away from a date?

Not guilty (had some I wanted to push into traffic though!)

Ever stumble on a curb or sidewalk (while looking at a pretty girl), feel like a fool and look around to see if anyone saw you?

 

[AngeliaH]

Not guilty (had some I wanted to push into traffic though!)

Ever stumble on a curb or sidewalk (while looking at a pretty girl), feel like a fool and look around to see if anyone saw you?

Not guilty.


Ever hide alcohol or other substances in the bathroom closet so your parents wouldn't find it?

 

[TreyG-20]

Guilty, but not my in my bathroom. I was a sneaky teenager when I needed to be though. Mostly use to hide girls in my closet until I stopped caring if they knew.

Ever puked on someone because you got too drunk?

 

[steve-o]

Guilty, but not my in my bathroom. I was a sneaky teenager when I needed to be though. Mostly use to hide girls in my closet until I stopped caring if they knew.

Ever puked on someone because you got too drunk?

Guilty, the dd saw how gone I was and put me in the back with no window access, so I tried to aim out her window.



Ever drop something and catch it quickly while also hitting yourself in the nuts? I just did that about 10 min ago

 

[Shotgun Jeremy]

Guilty. Lol


OJ Simpson

 

[TreyG-20]

Guilty.

Ever been run over by something under your control? Yes there is a story to this involving a go kart.

 

[M. Sage]

Guilty.

Ever been run over by something under your control? Yes there is a story to this involving a go kart.

Eh, I'll cop to that.

Ever drive way too fast because you were in a bad mood?

 

[AngeliaH]

Eh, I'll cop to that.

Ever drive way too fast because you were in a bad mood?

Guilty. Bad mood, good mood, need to pee, ect....


Ever go cow tipping with friends who were chicken and just spray paint the cows instead?

Sent from nunya.

 

[TreyG-20]

Not guilty. Cows sleep on the ground. If you walk up to tip a cow that's standing its because its awake.

You pee in the pool or lake or river?

 

[GrandpaOf18]

Not guilty. Cows sleep on the ground. If you walk up to tip a cow that's standing its because its awake.

You pee in the pool or lake or river?

Guilty

Ever respond to silly threads on TGT while at work?

 

[xd.40]

Guilty Ever wonder if you forgot to lock your truck after you get all the way inside walmart/academy/etc, but your too lazy to go all the way back outside and check. (specially in this heat when you are already inside where its cool)