Holiday Porch Pirate

[mm54943]

Glitter bombs with fart spray are my favorites. You can never clean up all of the glitter, and fart spray can clear a room.

I enjoy the guy who created the packages that fire a blank 12 gauge round when the box is picked up. Scares the crap out of pirates.

 

[Lead Belly]

 

[deemus]

Leaves are much lighter than dog poop. Not sure it’s going to work like he thinks

 

[ZX9RCAM]

I wonder how much money was spent?

 

[Tex62]

I wonder how much money was spent?

My thought as well. Plus you miss the results if you don’t catch it on camera.


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[Tnhawk]

My thought as well. Plus you miss the results if you don’t catch it on camera.


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I'm not interested in a video of the thief opening the package. My goal is that he find it isn't worth the effort to steal packages.

 

[kbaxter60]

Porch Pirates have to be one of the lowest forms of life. I'll never understand how someone can so brazenly steal folks packages, especially around Christmas. I can't imagine Ralphie not getting his Red Rider BB Gun because of some jack wagon.

I tend to agree, but don't sell cat converter thieves short.

 

[kbaxter60]

I enjoy the guy who created the packages that fire a blank 12 gauge round when the box is picked up. Scares the crap out of pirates.

BangBox? His videos are hilarious.

 

[Tnhawk]

Porch Pirates have to be one of the lowest forms of life. I'll never understand how someone can so brazenly steal folks packages, especially around Christmas. I can't imagine Ralphie not getting his Red Rider BB Gun because of some jack wagon.

This is the first season I've heard that the criminals have stolen packages off the trucks, as the driver was delivering to the recipients. FJB!

 

[Reinz]

Lethal force should be allowed to protect Any property.

If so, things would change rather quickly.

I hate F’n thieves.

 

[tedwitt]

Are people low enough to steal off porches smart enough to understand what that means?

They will get a quick and rude awakening.

 

[tedwitt]

Porch pirates? Heck, I've got a motion sensor in my mailbox at the curb that lets me know when the door has been opened. Unfortunately, I have to use mailorder for prescription drugs that aren't inexpensive. When something of value is "suppose" to be delivered by usps on a certain day, I go check asap.

I have had UPS put stuff in my mailbox, I've got the medium sized one.

 

[tedwitt]

Lethal force should be allowed to protect Any property.

If so, things would change rather quickly.

I hate F’n thieves.

Texas does have the Castle Law, check it out.

 

[Reinz]

Texas does have the Castle Law, check it out.

I’m aware, but that is very narrow.

 

[tedwitt]

I’m aware, but that is very narrow.

A thief tries to take what's mine, we will most definitely test the Texas Castle Law.

 

[Tnhawk]

A thief tries to take what's mine, we will most definitely test the Texas Castle Law.

Nothing I have is worth dying for. Simple rule, but hopefully criminals can understand it.

 

[tedwitt]

The way I look at it is I'm 69 years old, I worked my arss off to pay for what I have.
Take what's mine without my permission and take a chance of loosing your life. My porch is 100 feet from the street, that's plenty time for me to open my front door and getcha. I'll know you're there, I have surveillance and dogs.

 

[striker55]

Can't imagine what this cost?

 

[deemus]

Can't imagine what this cost?

OMG. That is some next level stuff right there.

Hilarious. And the fart spray is pure genius.

 

[striker55]

OMG. That is some next level stuff right there.

Hilarious. And the fart spray is pure genius.

He's refined it, I think he's on 4.0