I swear, Iam gonna choke a fool

[grasshopperglock]

If i hear from another person that Colt makes the best rifle on the market.


Usually it from someone that has NEVER carried one in COMBAT. Nor has seen one of the big POS's go high order.


Gay ass prancing pony on the side. Made by one big asshole of a company.

JAM-O-Matic junk.


Colt can go straight to hell.

 

[TX69]

It really pisses them off when you remind them that they are now sold at Walmart for $500 less than what they paid

 

[grasshopperglock]

It really pisses them off when you remind them that they are now sold at Walmart for $500 less than what they paid

Colt didn't make all men equal. WALMART did!

 

[TXARGUY]

I am liking this rant.

I'll never be able to look at one again without thinking 'gay ass prancing pony'. Oh, and I have carried one on duty many times. I'd take any of mine over it any day.

 

[grasshopperglock]

I am liking this rant.

I'll never be able to look at one again without thinking 'gay ass prancing pony'. Oh, and I have carried one on duty many times. I'd take any of mine over it any day.

Who puts a pony on the side of there stuff, with it's pecker hanging out???? It's there alright. Look close

 

[Kuhuna]

Colt makes the best rifle on the market!

 

[hkusp1]

colt makes the best rifle on the market!!!!!! Colt ftw!!!!

 

[grasshopperglock]

Colt makes the best rifle on the market!

* repeatedly...presses choke button*

 

[hkusp1]

There's a choke button?

 

[Kuhuna]

Just because you don't believe it does not mean it's not true.

 

[grasshopperglock]

There's a choke button?

I have a russian key board. Very rare. And it not only has a choke button but also a "kick balls button".....but the key fell off that. used it way too many times.

 

[grasshopperglock]

Just because you don't believe it does not mean it's not true.

Colt owner?

GAY

 

[majormadmax]

 

[Kuhuna]

Since you are such an expert what is the best rifle on the market? This should fire up the conversation...

 

[TXARGUY]

Since you are such an expert what is the best rifle on the market?

Oh God Brad!!! What have you done???

 

[grasshopperglock]

Since you are such an expert what is the best rifle on the market?

The one without a gay horse that go's bang when you pull the trigger. Not when you lay it down.

Colts will go off...even without ammo. It's the damnest thing.

 

[Kuhuna]

Avoiding the question I see. Please answer the question and back up your statement.

 

[xd.40]

Who puts a pony on the side of there stuff, with it's pecker hanging out???? It's there alright. Look close

lol please tell me u r not serious please tell me u where not sitting there on day thinking if u might see the "junk" of a small horse logo.

that been said, im sure there are people who can agree, and who can dissagree with u. its an oppinion. settle down its not that big of a deal if someone does/doesnot like a certain brand.

happy new yr

 

[Kuhuna]

^^ That's the point I am trying to make. Opinions are like a**holes....

 

[grasshopperglock]

Avoiding the question I see. Please answer the question and back up your statement.

Dewd, I did. Anything that doesn't have a gay prancing pony, with it's pecker hanging out.

Think of everything not made by Colt. Add 2, then subtract 2. Whats left? Not Colt.

My back up to my statement? Being issued the POS for combat duty. Lugging one, every single day. having and seeing more then one go "Click" instead of "bang"

Seeing more then one, blow the hell up. Walking as close to the machine gunner as I could...why? CUZ Colt SUCKS a HUGE ONE.