Probably not as much as reading JIHAD MONTHLY "How to Get your Virgins Guaranteed - Plane Edition".
Probably not as much as reading JIHAD MONTHLY "How to Get your Virgins Guaranteed - Plane Edition".
Monkey Spanker's Monthly always gets me second looks ... especially when I try to shake hands.
Do you think they profile white people in the Middle East at Airports?
Crowded Public Transportation ? A little elbow room might be obtained be covertly unscrewng the cap of a small bottle of skunk odor abtained at any source for suppliers of animal trapper's goodies.
Or, a healthy diet of pickled boiled eggs washed down with beer and the practice and ability to control soundlessly the rush of escaping escences which should suffice in ample elbow room...
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!! I like that Idea where can I get that coat?Hippies are impervious to odors.
I would just wear a fur coat made from 7000 Chinchillas with an AR15 logo'd on the back of it with the words "Get Some!". You'll offend someone, and they'll probably leave.