Don't know you, Dude. Don't you act like you know me. You have no idea what I do. Maybe I'm a minister, or a missionary. Seems like your mission is just to crap on other people. Well you are an "backside of a donkey", so I guess it fits.
"Minister" is probably the worst job you can pick to defend your position that your profession has no criminals. Well, right after "Drug dealer," "Pimp," "Hit-man," etc...