Need some theoretical ideas on how to harass ghouls.

[Vaquero]

Wondering if @Moonpie has solved the problem

Last I heard, he was preaching from the book of glock. Telling about cross fit and vegan advantages. Then he got lonely.

 

[Moonpie]

Wondering if @Moonpie has solved the problem

The issue seems to have resolved itself.
Theoretically a trolls rolling cart of crap was theoretically abducted to be carried away to the dump. Theoretically of course.
Ghoul disappeared. Not been seen since.
They’re still around tho.

 

[Moonpie]

Last I heard, he was preaching from the book of glock. Telling about cross fit and vegan advantages. Then he got lonely.

This person has been drinking irradiated methanol. Delusional raving is to be expected.
Pay them no mind.

 

[Sasquatch]

A PA system set to play a 10 hour loop of Baby Shark would get rid of almost anyone. Those who don't leave - just shoot 'em, they're too broken to respond to lesser means.

 

[Axxe55]

A PA system set to play a 10 hour loop of Baby Shark would get rid of almost anyone. Those who don't leave - just shoot 'em, they're too broken to respond to lesser means.

I still think claymore mines would work much better!

 

[Sasquatch]

I still think claymore mines would work much better!

Well, everyone loves a little clack-clack now and again... Baby Shark is more insidious though, drive them mad while they pack up to leave. The Claymore is the more permanent solution for sure, and your neighbors would not have to deal with relocated ghouls.

 

[Axxe55]

Well, everyone loves a little clack-clack now and again... Baby Shark is more insidious though, drive them mad while they pack up to leave. The Claymore is the more permanent solution for sure, and your neighbors would not have to deal with relocated ghouls.

That is a good point, but my counter-point would be, when you have rats, you don't relocate the rats, you eliminate the rats!

And since my father is one of my neighbors, I think he would appreciate me getting rid of the ghouls or rats!

 

[Sasquatch]

That is a good point, but my counter-point would be, when you have rats, you don't relocate the rats, you eliminate the rats!

Best of both worlds - setup a perimeter to funnel them thru a single exfil point. The entire area is wired for sound. They have to be bombarded audibly with Baby Shark until they reach Claymore Alley.

 

[Axxe55]

Best of both worlds - setup a perimeter to funnel them thru a single exfil point. The entire area is wired for sound. They have to be bombarded audibly with Baby Shark until they reach Claymore Alley.

I likes it!

 

[Hoji]

1. Set up an old school stereo system
2. Add big-ass vintage speakers with huge woofers.
3. Insert "Abba: Greatest Hits" CD
4. Play "Dancing Queen" at max volume. Play Baby Shark
5. Engage "song repeat" function.
6. Six hours should do it.
7. Good luck!

Dancing Queen will just entice them to dance.

 

[GeorgeS]

Theoretically speaking give me some theoretical ideas on how to theoretically harass and drive off some theoretically homeless ghouls that have theoretically appeared in a theoretically heretofore unghouled quiet suburban neighborhood?
Theoretically of course.

Fougasse.

 

[no2gates]

Play opera music, or put Re-elect Trump signs in your yard.