NSFW: Super Post Whore Thread v2.0

[candcallen]

Into

 

[candcallen]

A

 

[candcallen]

Taco

 

[candcallen]

Tuesday

 

[candcallen]

Stupor

 

[KJQ6945]

Mr Allen, tell me a story...

 

[KJQ6945]

 

[KJQ6945]

Speaking of whores,.... Hello Axxe.

 

[Axxe55]

Speaking of whores,.... Hello Axxe.

Technically I'm a slut. Sluts don't charge, they give it away free! But whore does sound more professional!

 

[KJQ6945]

It is the post whore thread.

I think the post slut thread got all stinky or something.

 

[Axxe55]

It is the post whore thread.

I think the post slut thread got all stinky or something.

Hmmm....maybe I should charge a small fee for every post I make so as not to stink things up here!

All tips and donations gratefully accepted!

Bourbon is good too!

 

[KJQ6945]

Today I went to Tyler to pick up my camper. It was in the shop getting some stuff fixed before I sell it.
On the way back home, there was Nissan Skyline, I’d say early to mid 90’s, in front of me. Right hand drive, so definitely the real deal import. It looked like a POS! I always thought the Skyline was some badass super car, but that’s just the Skyline GTR. This was a GTS. It looked like some old four door maxima or something.

Thought I saw something really cool, but when I googled it, I was a little let down. Who the hell would pay to have that imported?

 

[candcallen]

Mr Allen, tell me a story...

Once upon a time there was a disgustingly ugly gambling troll who fancied himself a DR. He lived under a rickety old bridge with a hobo hillbilly but thru his vf eyes he sees this as a palace with a eccentric butler.

Then one day a scary illness swept the land and just like that the Dr became an expert at the terrible plague and everyone else was wrong. He expected everyone to prove everything they say with intricate peer reviewed studies but was a 2 faced phucktard who refused to hold himself to the same standard.

At this time a hero enters the fray. Unafraid, this supernatural superhero stood to and endured the constant shower of bullshit so the rest of humanity go go about their lives in peace and love.

His name was axxe.


Ok that's it for the story cause I just threw up a little in my mouth.

 

[candcallen]

Hmmm....maybe I should charge a small fee for every post I make so as not to stink things up here!

All tips and donations gratefully accepted!

Bourbon is good too!

Charge a fee you say? You planned that from the beginning didnt you?

Over 20500 post.

 

[Axxe55]

Once upon a time there was a disgustingly ugly gambling troll who fancied himself a DR. He lived under a rickety old bridge with a hobo hillbilly but thru his vf eyes he sees this as a palace with a eccentric butler.

Then one day a scary illness swept the land and just like that the Dr became an expert at the terrible plague and everyone else was wrong. He expected everyone to prove everything they say with intricate peer reviewed studies but was a 2 faced phucktard who refused to hold himself to the same standard.

At this time a hero enters the fray. Unafraid, this supernatural superhero stood to and endured the constant shower of bullshit so the rest of humanity go go about their lives in peace and love.

His name was axxe.


Ok that's it for the story cause I just threw up a little in my mouth.

That was a beautiful story!

Did the hero Axxe get the beautiful princess?

Asking for @KJQ6945 because you know he wants to know. I suspect he might be a a little jealous of the Hero Axxe!

 

[Axxe55]

Charge a fee you say? You planned that from the beginning didnt you?

Over 20500 post.

Dammit! I got caught again!

 

[Axxe55]

Charge a fee you say? You planned that from the beginning didnt you?

Over 20500 post.

Dammit! I got caught again!

 

[Axxe55]

Shazam!

 

[candcallen]

That was a beautiful story!

Did the hero Axxe get the beautiful princess?

Asking for @KJQ6945 because you know he wants to know. I suspect he might be a a little jealous of the Hero Axxe!

Sure you wanna know? In this woke world you might not want to know.

 

[Axxe55]

Sure you wanna know? In this woke world you might not want to know.

You're right. Send her over to @KJQ6945 place. He probably has lots of yardwork she can do!