NSFW: Super Post Whore Thread v2.0

[grasshopperglock]

Found it. Crisis diverted.

 

[Vaquero]

Let the games begin. View attachment 146071

You need beer.

 

[FireInTheWire]

You need beer.

Yup.. I do now

 

[grasshopperglock]

*Spit


If you're not already 4 beers in. You're wrong.

 

[Vaquero]

*Spit


If you're not already 4 beers in. You're wrong.

I just got off the clock.

 

[grasshopperglock]

I just got off the clock.

And? Better get after it. The first beer go's quick. The others...well you know the deal.

I still have that black powder pistol, Mr Vag. It's currently a functional wall hanger. Still got it and it's never going away.

 

[Vaquero]

Vag?

Damn.
Damn.

 

[grasshopperglock]

Mr Vaquero.

 

[Texasgordo]

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[Vaquero]

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Permian basin gravel truck just took out a guard rail.

 

[FireInTheWire]

Vag?

Damn.
Damn.

Did he just call you a pussy?

 

[grasshopperglock]

We'd be dangerous if we got together to drink. The internet is buffering a lot of mayhem.

The world needs to be Thankful for this.

 

[Vaquero]

Did he just call you a *****?

Looked like it to me.

 

[Charlie]

I lost my spit cup. It's perturbation at its finest.

Too big a word for me!

 

[grasshopperglock]

*Pulls out the dominoes.

 

[Charlie]

Dominoes are "pushed" out!

 

[grasshopperglock]

Ok. I got some left over 4th of July goodies. Let me show you something. You see, you stick it in an old beer cooler with weight on the top.

Wait for it because it's going off.

 

[Vaquero]

*Pulls out the dominoes.

Double blind nilo

 

[easy rider]

Permian basin gravel truck just took out a guard rail.

You see my surprised face?

 

[Vaquero]

You see my surprised face?

Been just east of you all week.
No lodging.
Mistreated my odometer this week.