NSFW: Super Post Whore Thread v2.0

[candcallen]

No tacos for me. Someone can have my issue.

Radiation day 22 of 32. I've lost the tan I had from outside walking every day or mowing. Except my face and neck where they are zapping me. Sure ain't no farmers tan.

Back to bed.

 

[Dawico]

Morning all

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Morning all

What he said...

 

[benenglish]

Morning.

 

[karlac]

First time I've fallen in decades.
I don't bounce anymore.

Once or twice a year here.
Gotta stay in practice ...

 

[karlac]

Morning

 

[Tnhawk]

First time I've fallen in decades.
I don't bounce anymore.

My last fall was several years ago on ice while cleaning the windshield of my wife's car. I broke a bone in my foot and couldn't work for a few months. No good deed goes unpunished.

 

[outdare]

I fell is Dec trying to hustle to a VFD call and ruptured my Patella tendon. I feel your pain.

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[Moonpie]

If y’all would stay out of that cheap wine you wouldn’t fall so much.

 

[easy rider]

Well..she may well be "hot" to your standards..she was late 50s..and she looked like she was wearing a fake set of those Bubba teeth people use for jokes..but these were real..and purdy...
I'd also venture to say by her raspy voice she has smoked a few cigarettes in her day and may have been employed by the Bill Hames Carnival running the Tilt a Whirl .

Ok..she is employed and working..but I was working also..doing what to be her job but now we have to do it because the have about 2 lanes open on a busy day.

Hot as in mad, goof. Not really interested in who she is.

 

[easy rider]

Mornin!.... Coffee!

 

[popsgarland]

GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY.

 

[benenglish]

First time I've fallen in decades.
I don't bounce anymore.

I fell a couple of days ago. That makes twice in the last decade or so.

At least I didn't plant my face on the concrete this time. But I'm still trying to figure out how I managed to skin both elbows since I didn't fall backwards, just to my left.

Weird.

 

[Johnny Diamond]

I fell a couple of days ago. That makes twice in the last decade or so.

At least I didn't plant my face on the concrete this time. But I'm still trying to figure out how I managed to skin both elbows since I didn't fall backwards, just to my left.

Weird.

I'm finding many things come with aging that none of us anticipated.

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[MountainGirl]

Morning

 

[1911'S 4 Me]

I haven't fell in many years, since I quit seeing how much alcohol I could consume.

 

[Tnhawk]

I haven't fell in many years, since I quit seeing how much alcohol I could consume.

TaKillYa has that effect on people.

 

[benenglish]

I'm finding many things come with aging that none of us anticipated.

I should be grateful, I guess. The fall showed me that I'm still flexible enough for my right elbow to cross my back and hit the concrete when I fall on my left side.

I couldn't do that on purpose if I tried.

 

[General Zod]

Well. busy night last night. Ox the Destroyer got jumped by a couple of dipshits and destroyed one of them. The Ox has a mild concussion and will be giving his statement to the local cops today. A pair of "friends" of a friend he was having a disagreement with decided to "teach him a lesson" and it didn't go well for them. The brass knuckles my dad gave him as a gag gift several years before he passed away came in handy.

Those of you who've met Ox know he's not a small little guy...it's mindboggling that these guys thought attacking him would be a good idea. The "friend" they were "defending" has given a statement that completely backs up my boy's account of things and they're patching up their differences over this.

(edited for clarity)

 

[General Zod]

I fell a couple of days ago. That makes twice in the last decade or so.

At least I didn't plant my face on the concrete this time. But I'm still trying to figure out how I managed to skin both elbows since I didn't fall backwards, just to my left.

Weird.

I tripped over my own damn feet a few weeks ago. Broke the cats' scratching post with my face and banged my knees up. I feel for ya, man.