Out Of context Quote Thread

[Coiled]

Wow! You spend a lot on your toys.

Just because I read it, doesn't mean I spent it.

Have you clamped your wiener in a vise?

 

[Texasgordo]

Have you clamped your wiener in a vise?

What's the deal with the personal questions? I feel uncomfortable now.

 

[Coiled]

What's the deal with the personal questions? I feel uncomfortable now.

I'm so sorry, maybe EZ-E will hug you and make things more gooder.

 

[vmax]

I’ll be over in the morning to pick some up.

 

[BRD@66]

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He looks like a yellow meated watermelon.

 

[TX OMFS]

I am interested in the 4.25 inch..

No comment.

 

[Texasgordo]

The second I pulled out I heard it slide off and went back for it and it was gone.

Turn the lights on next time

 

[TxStetson]

Pretty good looking wood.

Thank you, but I don't swing that way.

 

[easy rider]

Thank you, but I don't swing that way.

Sounds to me that you should put some pants on before leaving the house.

 

[TxStetson]

Sounds to me that you should put some pants on before leaving the house.

Is that like an unwritten rule or something?

 

[easy rider]

Is that like an unwritten rule or something?

If you're around me, yes!

 

[TxStetson]

I don't know where this is going, but love that wood.

Thanks, but as stated earlier, I don’t swing that way.


It’s a twofer today.

 

[Bozz10mm]

very good times.
friend got bit by a rattler and died.

Weird idea of fun, but to each his own.

 

[Texasgordo]

Your definition of dry is weird.

 

[kbaxter60]

Only thing wrong with that is you wouldn’t get a baronet to properly mount on that rifle.

Perhaps you meant "baroness"?

 

[Younggun]

Perhaps you meant "baroness"?

Stupid auto incorrect.


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[GRAYWOLF]

There’s a narrow strip been getting hammered for a while, but I’m not so sure it won’t Peter out overnight.

Hammer it until you can hammer no more!

 

[BRD@66]

Then, you need to add a wiseass comment after the quote like: "Well yeah, this is biology 101."

 

[Texasgordo]

A bunch of dog lovers at work

Sick bastards

 

[Texasgordo]

Thank you for this.

You should send him a PM.