Out Of context Quote Thread

[WarBaby]

this is too narrow a definition for "gay".

Dang it, ya got me.

 

[WarBaby]

My son is 44 and he has never seen me clean shaven

Yikes.

 

[Texasgordo]

I have learned to "never" teach my wife anything! Get a friend to help, trust me on this!

That's weird to me but who am I to judge

 

[Charlie]

Should have said "tried" to teach my wife! I've been successful a couple of times but not many.

 

[Tactical Panda]

Despite people's dislike for the strange looking little carbine I found it boringly reliable and extremely accurate.

As long as its workin' for ya!

 

[Texasgordo]

Couldn't get it inserted properly.

Maybe turn the lights on so you can see where you are at

 

[ZX9RCAM]

 

[candcallen]

I'll eat all the Testicle sauce I can get!

So that's what's on your chin.

 

[Axxe55]

personally I like something stiff and hard...

 

[Coiled]

I have a buddy, easier than you you think.

I dont dont think about your buddy, may maybe you shouldn't either.

 

[Axxe55]

No, it was hard the first two times, but super easy the 3rd time...

Viagra?

 

[BRD@66]

@ZX9RCAM said
"Ah, I forgot about that way, lol"

There's illustrated books available to help with that.
(PS have I forgotten how to post on this thread or what?)

 

[Texasgordo]

Damn, there goes my evening. Cam I'll be right over to console you over your loss.

You should PM that kind of stuff. Nobody's business what you two are going to do.

 

[toddnjoyce]

I would like to ride in the dick.

I guess that’s better than wanting to ride on the dick…

 

[V-Tach]

 

[Moonpie]

 

[WarBaby]

No pics of your pocket pistol

Good advice.

 

[candcallen]

Moonpies bert n earnie routine?

 

[BeatTheTunaUp]

Not from the forum, but a guy went into the Home depot bathroom and jokingly said " I'd get out of here, I'm about to blow this bitch up".

He had a SWAT team interrupt his poopies.

 

[WarBaby]

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.