Out Of context Quote Thread

[Moonpie]

 

[ZX9RCAM]

It's a beauty. What's the chance of getting someone to take a video from the side when you touch it off?

$10, same as New Orleans....

 

[Texasgordo]

Thank you for doing it the "right way".

Bunch of sickos

 

[SQLGeek]

Can a thread title go in this this thread?

Polishing stick?

I didn't know somebody needed instructions on how to do this.

 

[Southpaw]

not sure what the "arrow" thingy is?

Just take it out next time your with your favorite lady friend, it'll be self explanatory.

 

[Texasgordo]

Knew that wouldn't last long.

Think about something else like baseball or Rosie O'donnell.

 

[Southpaw]

Think about something else like baseball or Rosie O'donnell.

Hoisted on my own petard.....

 

[Texasgordo]

I've got to learn to grip it right.

You didn't learn when you hit puberty?

 

[Texasgordo]

I got one and it smells like onions.

Maybe shower more often?

 

[Southpaw]

Wish I was closer.

 

[Southpaw]

Send me your info and we'll work something out.

 

[Southpaw]

I tried it and mine was NOT there.

Are you sure one was there to begin with?

 

[Texasgordo]

I prefer the real thing!

I think most people do

 

[Coiled]

fuggin SICKOS in this jernt!

 

[Axxe55]

Shit got real in here.

That could be true!

 

[Texasgordo]

Last ones I put on I missed the protector on the rubber.

You left it in the wrapper?

 

[Axxe55]

You left it in the wrapper?

Sweet! An OOC quote, in the OOC thread!

 

[Texasgordo]

Sweet! An OOC quote, in the OOC thread!

We call that a twofer!

 

[Southpaw]

Looks about right. Full strapon or did they do tge makeup?

Are there such thing as half strap........WAIT! Never mind.

 

[Southpaw]

I used two men and a truck probably 3 times since I've been here. Treat them right and they will usually take care of you.