Out Of context Quote Thread

[msharley]

I do face.

Need to work

Guess y'all are doing weird stuff out there in the woods

 

[striker55]

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I remember that when I was a teenager, with inflation it's probably $2 now.

 

[Texasgordo]

personally i liked both

Nothing wrong with having a preference...I think the kids call it being "bi"

 

[MountainGirl]

There are brass nick all over the knob.

Would a band-aid help?

 

[Southpaw]

I get it from UPS too.

From a particular driver or are you cool with whoever shows up?

 

[Grumps21]

I prefer fondling them at night. Preferably after a couple of drinks.

A do-it-your-selfer?

 

[TreyG-20]

I use snap caps for protection.

Sounds painful. I prefer the type that roll on from the tip.

 

[Texasgordo]

my wife says i can look just don't touch!

Nope, it's pretty rude to look into the next urinal uninvited.

 

[Coiled]

I'll have something besides lunch for you.

Oh, MG

 

[Coiled]

Nothing here but 3 days & nights of unfulfilled promises.

Looking for a younger model are ya?

 

[kbaxter60]

Nothing here but 3 days & nights of unfulfilled promises.

Marriage is hard. Keeping it fresh can be a true challege.

Yes, was ninja'd. Still...

 

[TipBledsoe]

Excellent and congrats! Nothing satisfys like getting the piece you always wanted!!

 

[Southpaw]

Met an off-grid sysadmin on the train in Alaska last winter.

Sounds like the start of some real nerdy porn.

 

[Southpaw]

I offered to clean it for her

I bet you did!!!

 

[Moonpie]

 

[ZX9RCAM]

WTF?

 

[Moonpie]

WTF?

That’s exactly what otter cat said when reading this thread.

 

[TxStetson]

Thought about you as I was getting out of the shower.

I think you’re on the wrong forum.

 

[alternative]

I think you’re on the wrong forum.

Takes one to know one. You are a dirty guy TxStetson. LOL

 

[Southpaw]

Suck between Arken EPL-4 4-16x44mm & Primary Arms 3-18x50mm ACSS Apollo scopes​

I've seen some strange porn, but this would win the "Most Specific" category, if there was one.
But to each there own, I suppose.