Phrases that make you mad.

[grasshopperglock]

"Do you want a receipt" when buying beer.

"Why yEah. If I don't get properly drunk. I want my money back"

No, I don't want a Damn receipt on crap you'll never take back. Stop asking me if I want one. Stop killing trees over me buying beer.


I have most the girls at 7/11 trained. They've stopped asking me. Then they hire somebody new and the process starts again. "Do you want a phucking receipt for your beer?"

Why Yes. The drunk better be to 7/11's standards.

 

[Vaquero]

Sigh.
North kalifornia?

 

[diesel1959]

Sigh.
North kalifornia?

Hell, I dunno. I just remember Jim Varney and the whole Verne and Ernest dealio being a thing. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernest_P._Worrell

 

[Bozz10mm]

"Do you want a receipt" when buying beer.

I tell them "Yes, for my income tax deductions". Gets some funny looks.

 

[Vaquero]

Hell, I dunno. I just remember Jim Varney and the whole Verne and Ernest dealio being a thing. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernest_P._Worrell

Until today, I'd never seen one from the left coast.
Always Carolina's or Dixie proper.
I reckon I learned something.

 

[grasshopperglock]

Lolololol.

They also stopped asking me if I want a customer rewards card. Do I get points for beer? "No".

Then why would I want that?

"You can get free snacks"

All I buy is beer and snuff. Does snuff get points?

"No"

We're back to full circle. No Ma'am, I don't want the (phucking) card. Please stop asking me.

 

[TxStetson]

Until today, I'd never seen one from the left coast.
Always Carolina's or Dixie proper.
I reckon I learned something.

He was in lots of the Braum’s commercials in the 80’s.

 

[Charlie]

I always ask for my receipt. I may not keep it anywhere but in a sack, but it won't be falsified at a later date (most likely).

 

[Byrd666]

Unless that receipt has that (censored) disappearing ink. Then I'm thinking what the (double censored) do I have this blank piece of paper for??

 

[Vaquero]

He was in lots of the Braum’s commercials in the 80’s.

Where they from?

 

[toddnjoyce]

Where they from?

Oklahoma. Kind of like Dairy Queen and Blue Bell got together.

 

[orbitup]

I saw that non-word in some of the posts on this forum.

It's as bad as 'conversate' rather than 'converse'.

I just don't get jargon, when the real word is easier.

That's ebonics you racist!

 

[AustinN4]

OK, I'll throw one more out there. Not a phrase, but an accent - the British voice in some commercials as if it makes their product or service more sophisticated.

 

[orbitup]

OK, I'll throw one more out there. Not a phrase, but an accent - the British voice in some commercials as if it makes their product or service more sophisticated.

I don't mind the English ones, it's the Australian ones that bug me.

 

[AustinN4]

I don't mind the English ones, it's the Australian ones that bug me.

Now that you mention it, I'll say both bother me.

 

[avvidclif]

"You know" If I already know why are you explaining it??? STFU

 

[Sam7sf]

OK, I'll throw one more out there. Not a phrase, but an accent - the British voice in some commercials as if it makes their product or service more sophisticated.

Noice.

 

[AustinN4]

Noice.

I had to look it up, so I will share the definition with others:
"Beyond the boundaries and exceeding the limits of nice. Spoken with emphasis when describing something particularly awesome." noice definition by Urban Dictionary.Nov 28, 2014

 

[easy rider]

I had to look it up, so I will share the definition with others:
"Beyond the boundaries and exceeding the limits of nice. Spoken with emphasis when describing something particularly awesome." noice definition by Urban Dictionary.Nov 28, 2014

Noice!

 

[orbitup]

Schweet!