Question about Ted Cruz

[Saltyag2010]

^^^ I just realized that Barry is a Lefty in spirit, mind and body!!!!

Watching him throw lefty I'm not sure if he is a lefty. Painful to watch.

 

[smschulz]

Nope.

 

[jordanmills]

I don't care where he sticks his weiner, long as he keeps it zipped and does good work while on the clock.

Now what about those turtles?

 

[Southpaw]

Back
on
topic .........

 

[franzas]

WTF? Project much?

 

[Saltyag2010]

Hey guys I made tuna salad and I mixed albacore and light tuna and six jumbo fucking eggs! Is my tuna salad egg salad now? Wait- I think I turned gay. It was these damn ostrich boots! Chicken salad sucks. Potato or macaroni salad > chicken salad = science

 

[TXARGUY]

This has become the most awesome Ted Cruz/bacon boobs/operator operating/Bush crushing Obama at pitching thread ever!

But it's seriously lacking a hot shield maiden.

There. That's better.

EDIT: Just had to add Chicken salad sucks tuna/egg/pasta/potato/macaroni/chef/Caesar/side/spinach/garden/bean salad dicks!

 

[Saltyag2010]

There. That's better.

EDIT: Just had to add Chicken Salad

Noooooo! Chicken salad sucks tuna/egg/pasta/potato/macaroni/chef/Caesar/side/spinach/garden/bean salad dicks!

 

[TXARGUY]

Noooooo! Chicken salad sucks tuna/egg/pasta/potato/macaroni/chef/Caesar/side/spinach/garden/bean salad dicks!

Corrected

 

[Saltyag2010]

Corrected

Best edit ever. Friend request on its way. Forum fist bump + explosion.

 

[TXARGUY]

Best edit ever. Friend request on its way. Forum fist bump + explosion.

Request accepted

/Forum fist bump
<function>
<input type="explosion"><id="super badass" value="9001"/>
</function>

 

[franzas]

Request accepted

/Forum fist bump
<function>
<input type="explosion"><id="super badass" value="9001"/>
</function>

9001 = stack overflow.

You broke the internet. Good Job.

 

[Savage805]

So you guys are kinda touchy on the subject. wow!

 

[TXDARKHORSE361]

I don't care where he sticks his weiner, long as he keeps it zipped and does good work while on the clock.

Now what about those turtles?

This, now somebody answer the dang turtle question!

 

[jrbfishn]

Some of them make good soup, are you happy now?


Sent by a idjit coffeeholic

 

[TheDan]

For some reason I'm not quite sure why this guy sets off my gaydar really bad. Does this happen with anyone else?

Wishful thinking on your part.


...but have you considered this?

 

[Shotgun Jeremy]

I was about to post a picture of Miley Cyrus looking like Justin Beiber while straddling a huge blow up penis on stage and remind y'all what gay really looks like. But I don't want to chance a banning for that one. lol! Or maybe I'll save it for another day...muahahahahaha

For now-I leave you with certified pictures of some of Ted Cruz's distant relatives:

 

[Southpaw]

This, now somebody answer the dang turtle question!

The question can only be answered by one member here, and she has yet to pop in on this thread.

 

[Vaquero]

Egad!

 

[Bozz10mm]

This is troubling:

"He is thoughtful, deliberate and even-tempered. He never misses date night."