Question about Ted Cruz

[Savage805]

Egad!

+1

 

[rushthezeppelin]

Wishful thinking on your part.


...but have you considered this?

LMAO that was amazing.

 

[Mexican_Hippie]

This has become the most awesome Ted Cruz/bacon boobs/operator operating/Bush crushing Obama at pitching thread ever!

But it's seriously lacking a hot shield maiden.

There. That's better.

EDIT: Just had to add Chicken salad sucks tuna/egg/pasta/potato/macaroni/chef/Caesar/side/spinach/garden/bean salad dicks!

That's what I'm talking about! Viking chicks!

 

[Mic]

Wouldn't care if he was light in his boots, I only care how he represents us in Congress and right now Im very satisfied with the job hes doing.

Yup. He could be a flaming corksucker for all I care. If he does well to protect my rights, I could care less.

 

[Mexican_Hippie]

For now-I leave you with certified pictures of some of Ted Cruz's distant relatives:

That must be Reagan right before he trashed the 2A through the Hughes Amendment and Lincoln right before he lit the Constitution on fire during the Civil War. Am I right?

 

[Mic]

This has become the most awesome Ted Cruz/bacon boobs/operator operating/Bush crushing Obama at pitching thread ever!

But it's seriously lacking a hot shield maiden.

There. That's better.

EDIT: Just had to add Chicken salad sucks tuna/egg/pasta/potato/macaroni/chef/Caesar/side/spinach/garden/bean salad dicks!

Very nice!

 

[NeckBeard]

I don't think Cruz is gay, but I have my doubts about Obama's masculinity!

Now THIS is a real man throwing a baseball!

 

[TXARGUY]

This is troubling:

"He is thoughtful, deliberate and even-tempered. He never misses date night."

Definitely gay

 

[NeckBeard]

That must be Reagan right before he trashed the 2A through the Hughes Amendment and Lincoln right before he lit the Constitution on fire during the Civil War. Am I right?

lol, beat me to it!!!!!

you're going to upset the reaganistas

 

[Sapper740]

How long can he stay in that position?

 

[Vaquero]

How long can he stay in that position?

Without a pink shirt, not much longer.

 

[Sapper740]

Ted's cool...... like most people born in Canada.

 

[robertc1024]

Without a pink shirt, not much longer.

lol

 

[dustycorgill]

Ted's a thousand times better than the majority of the ass hatted, cock sucking little spineless bitches that are in DC right now, including the republicans. Hell, John Boehner and his little click of "yes men" are a pathetic excuse for human beings. Point is if we had more Teds and Lees up there we just might be able to turn this thing around, I dont give a shit whether the man never misses a date night or if he is a movie buff, or if he likes picking freakin fruit. Who the hell cares? None of which by the way makes him gay. And even if he was gay, as long as he aint sneaking in your backdoor what the hell does it matter?

 

[cjvibe]

Not at all

 

[Savage805]

OP

Let me start off by saying I'm not trying to bash the guy. I know he has a lot of supporters among TGT and I admittedly don't much about him.

For some reason I'm not quite sure why this guy sets off my gaydar really bad. Does this happen with anyone else?

It was a pretty simple yes/no question. I don't know why some of you got so bent out of shape about it.

As far as the flame throwing. I would agree with Dusty

I dont give a shit whether the man never misses a date night or if he is a movie buff, or if he likes picking freakin fruit. Who the hell cares? None of which by the way makes him gay. And even if he was gay, as long as he aint sneaking in your backdoor what the hell does it matter?

Resume thread-jacking.

 

[Saltyag2010]

Ted's cool...... like most people born in Canada.

I wanna see his birth certificate! Did you know his middle name is Danson?

 

[Shotgun Jeremy]

That must be Reagan right before he trashed the 2A through the Hughes Amendment and Lincoln right before he lit the Constitution on fire during the Civil War. Am I right?

lol, beat me to it!!!!!

you're going to upset the reaganistas

Just enjoy the dang ol pictures!!!! lol

 

[TXARGUY]

I wanna see his birth certificate! Did you know his middle name is Danson?

I knew he was a closet hippie! Dadburn Canadian/Mexican, pot smokin' hippie who may or may not be homo but likes dem guns and dat Consechusion!

Just the guy we need in Washington!

Might be able to get the Canadian/Mexican good hook-up for this dadburn Kenyan/Hawaiian Muslim hippie who may or may not be a hermie but hates dem guns and dat Consechusion!

Then maybe get him to chill out with the whole America sucks, bibles is bad, homo is good, get money / F'k economies stuff he's been trippin' on.

International trade baby!

And it's healthier!

I'm so glad this thread is back on topic!

 

[TheDan]

It was a pretty simple yes/no question. I don't know why some of you got so bent out of shape about it.

Ted Cruz may or may not be in the closet, but a bunch of folks are definitely gay for him

That must be Reagan right before he trashed the 2A through the Hughes Amendment and Lincoln right before he lit the Constitution on fire during the Civil War. Am I right?

+1
The pictures are pretty awesome, but I never could figure out the fanboism with Reagan and Lincoln. All Yankee's I guess.