Obviously you've never met Spike. It was a she-beast that used to terrorize Texas City. Drove around in a flat bed truck with a pit bull chained on the back and a vibrator hanging on the gun rack. First cousin to a samsquatch I swear. She caught me fishing out on the Texas City Dike one day. She claimed I was fishing at her spot. Whooped me good and took my fish. Broke my Scooby-Doo fishing rod too. The bitch.