"sun don't shine twice on a skinny dog's ass"

[Charlie]

one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor!

 

[scgstuff]

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am PERFECT!

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

 

[BIGPAPIGREG]

"if you dont know,...then who does boy?" (my dad to me...when I was little..er, my answer to him for everything was,"I dont know"...drove him nuts.

 

[Charlie]

How do they get deer to cross the road only at those road signs?

 

[Charlie]

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

 

[BIGPAPIGREG]

How do they get deer to cross the road only at those road signs?

Here ya go Charlie,
Please Move Deer Crossing - The Deer Lady - YouTube

 

[Charlie]

Thanks

 

[Charlie]

Is there another word for synonym?

 

[pistolpadre]

Here ya go Charlie,
Please Move Deer Crossing - The Deer Lady - YouTube
Please Move Deer Crossing Sign. Part 2.Donna The Deer Lady - YouTube[/QUOTE

can't believe it.. She was serious.. my volume didn't work at first so figured it was staged.. nope nothing staged about it. she wanted those deer signs in less populated areas.

My brother had a friend growing up.. Duke Kaufman.. Duke was sorta slow.. if it was lighting out he'd get a piece of rubber hose and carry it around in his back pocket to protect against strikes.. and one time asked this famous question. talking about obits.. "how do they get them to smile after their dead"..

 

[Sugar Land]

That is classic.

 

[BIGPAPIGREG]

"how do they get them to smile after their dead"..[/QUOTE]

WELL..........We're waiting

 

[Charlie]

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

 

[scap99]

I don't care if it hair lips the pope, we are gonna *fill in the blank*!

Chevy Chase:

I think you're all f***ed in the head! We're 10 hours from the
f***in' fun park and you want to bail out! Well I'll tell you
something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest
for fun. I'm gonna have fun, and you're gonna have fun. We're all
gonna have so much f***in' fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove
our goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling "Zippity Do-da" out of your
assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrammage to see a moose!
Praise Marty Moose! Holy sh**!

 

[NorthTXMike]

Shit fire and save the matches

**** me running


Thats all I got...

 

[Chupacabra Hunter]

even a blind squirrel finds a nut....

 

[BIGPAPIGREG]

why dont you go piss up a rope

 

[Trueno]

"Quiet as an ant pissing on cotton."

t

 

[Vaquero]

Like a piss ant trying to eat a bale of hay

Richer than 9 feet up a bull's ass.

 

[deemus]

That guy is as worthless as tits on a boar hog