"sun don't shine twice on a skinny dog's ass"

[BIGPAPIGREG]

"run it till it quits"

 

[single stack]

Fast shitting dogs don't shit long.

 

[Stumpy]

Fast shitting dogs don't shit long.

Hahahaha, I'm so using that today!


From the desk of a literate squirrel named Leonard.

 

[GrandpaOf18]

A Republican is a Democrat after getting a real job!

 

[gdouthit]

He may not suck a dick, but I bet he would put it in his mouth till it got soft.

Dad and I are not sure if my cousin is gay or straight


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[Charlie]

A flashlight is just a case for holding dead batteries.

 

[tmd11111]

Does it hurt more going in or coming out?

 

[TRIXXTERR]

Yesterday's gone, we can't get it back.

 

[BIGPAPIGREG]

"well now....if that don't pucker yer butthole nothing will"

 

[Wolfwood]

sorry if a repost but :

when someone is gaping or gawking try saying - "close your mouth before you start attracting flies"

 

[tmd11111]

Shut your cockholster...

 

[Trueno]

If you're coming to take mine, you damn sure better bring yours.


ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

 

[pistolpadre]

that brothers so serious he gave up school cause it had recess ..

 

[BIGPAPIGREG]

I'm not as think as you dumb I am

 

[pistolpadre]

Ckarke.. We gonna roll you on the mud and give you steer to milk.

 

[sonuvaTXgun]

Don't go playin' leapfrog with a unicorn.

Sent with a sense of notoriety

 

[Charlie]

You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the track.

 

[Charlie]

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

 

[scgstuff]

Six in one hand, half a dozen in the other....

Don't get me to lyin'

 

[Vaquero]

Tell me and we'll both know.