"sun don't shine twice on a skinny dog's ass"

[Charlie]

If it took a nickel to go 'round the world, I couldn't afford to cross the street!"

(hope that one hasn't been posted previously)

 

[BIGPAPIGREG]

i'm soo broke, I can't aford to pay attention

 

[scap99]

Very true. The Bible predicts a one world currency and government. Many people thought the UN was a sign of the end times but personally, I think there will be something much bigger and threatening.

Sent with a sense of notoriety

What if the mark of the beast is a cell phone?!
It's in your hand or on your head,..

 

[pistolpadre]

ok, back on track

 

[Stumpy]

What if the mark of the beast is a cell phone?!
It's in your hand or on your head,..

Don't hijack the thread any further, please.


From the desk of a literate squirrel named Leonard.

 

[scap99]

Don't hijack the thread any further, please.


From the desk of a literate squirrel named Leonard.

Seriously, I'm the one that gets singled out???

Guess I really do have a little black cloud over my head.

 

[tmd11111]

I'm so broke I can't pay attention.

 

[TRIXXTERR]

May be a repost don't remember if it was posted or not..

It'll take a month of Sunday's..

 

[tango5seven]

We were so poor growing up we couldn't afford ice for our iced tea.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk when i should have been doing something useful

 

[pistolpadre]

heard this one for the first time yesterday.. "bout as useful as a ten pound box of weed's"

 

[Stumpy]

I'm so broke I can't pay attention.

Haha, Gramps(my mom's dad) says that.


Sent from the mind of a genius. Forrealz.

 

[Gilgondorin]

"Back when I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-shmancy tanks. We had sticks! TWO sticks and a rock for a whole platoon! And we had to share the rock!"

 

[tmd11111]

I'm so far behind I think I'm in first.

 

[BIGPAPIGREG]

if your waiting on me your backing up....never got that one

 

[tmd11111]

Dollar waiting on a dime.

 

[pistolpadre]

six of one, half dozen of another.. I can't get this foolish italics off.. feel like a drunk

 

[BIGPAPIGREG]

"if the boot fits, lace it up and kick some ass"

 

[orbitup]

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

 

[BIGPAPIGREG]

"hell, I didn't know you drank till I saw you sober once"

 

[pistolpadre]

you're not really drunk till you shit in a sock, and swing it around your head.. this came from an old (at the time) Petty Officer second class I worked for in the Navy.. He swore he saw another Sailor do this.. the whole point being having a hole in the toe of course..