Bad paint job on a car - That looks like it was painted with a dead chicken.
Apr 24, 2013 #281 orbitup Sticker Cop Rating - 100% 13 0 0 Nov 6, 2010 27,333 96 Waxyscratchy Bad paint job on a car - That looks like it was painted with a dead chicken.
Apr 24, 2013 #282 BIGPAPIGREG TGT Addict Rating - 100% 4 0 0 Mar 21, 2013 23,059 21 San Antonio, TEXAS Me to my wife, about our living room at Christmas: "hony it looks like a snowman threw up in here"
Apr 24, 2013 #283 orbitup Sticker Cop Rating - 100% 13 0 0 Nov 6, 2010 27,333 96 Waxyscratchy She's like my pinky toe, I've banged her on every piece of furniture in the house.
Apr 24, 2013 #284 BIGPAPIGREG TGT Addict Rating - 100% 4 0 0 Mar 21, 2013 23,059 21 San Antonio, TEXAS orbitup said: She's like my pinky toe, I've banged her on every piece of furniture in the house. Click to expand... Thats a good one, never herd it till now
orbitup said: She's like my pinky toe, I've banged her on every piece of furniture in the house. Click to expand... Thats a good one, never herd it till now
Apr 25, 2013 #285 G GrandpaOf18 Active Member Rating - 0% 0 0 0 Jan 17, 2013 500 1 Elmendorf TX Rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6
Apr 25, 2013 #286 scap99 TGT Addict Rating - 0% 0 0 0 Nov 10, 2010 8,578 31 Cypress Cut it to fit, paint it to match.
Apr 25, 2013 #287 scap99 TGT Addict Rating - 0% 0 0 0 Nov 10, 2010 8,578 31 Cypress **** the fucking fuckers, before they fucking **** you.
Apr 25, 2013 #288 Acera TGT Addict Rating - 100% 6 0 0 Jan 17, 2011 7,596 21 Republic of Texas Measure twice, cut once.
Apr 25, 2013 #289 sonuvaTXgun TGT Addict Rating - 0% 0 0 0 Feb 14, 2013 4,918 31 Borger, TX scap99 said: **** the fucking fuckers, before they fucking **** you. Click to expand... Spare no curse words. Lol Sent from my SCH-I535 using Xparent Green Tapatalk 2
scap99 said: **** the fucking fuckers, before they fucking **** you. Click to expand... Spare no curse words. Lol Sent from my SCH-I535 using Xparent Green Tapatalk 2
Apr 25, 2013 #290 Dawico Uncoiled Lifetime Member Rating - 100% 15 0 0 Oct 15, 2009 38,109 96 Lampasas, Texas Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway Wouldn't f@@k her with your dick and him pushing You're f@@king the dog, I am just holding the tail Couldn't get laid in a woman's prison with a fist full of pardons One of my personal favorites, if you can't tie a knot, tie a lot
Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway Wouldn't f@@k her with your dick and him pushing You're f@@king the dog, I am just holding the tail Couldn't get laid in a woman's prison with a fist full of pardons One of my personal favorites, if you can't tie a knot, tie a lot
Apr 25, 2013 #291 G GrandpaOf18 Active Member Rating - 0% 0 0 0 Jan 17, 2013 500 1 Elmendorf TX Keep the dirty side down, and between the lines
Apr 25, 2013 #292 P pistolpadre Well-Known Rating - 0% 0 0 0 Feb 25, 2013 2,156 21 "out there where the trains don't run" FOX's Shep Smith on the Boston bombers mom.. Last edited: Apr 25, 2013
Apr 25, 2013 #293 sonuvaTXgun TGT Addict Rating - 0% 0 0 0 Feb 14, 2013 4,918 31 Borger, TX "uglier than the east end of a horse headed west" "couldn't hit a barn if you were on the inside with the door closed" "you look like you have been drug through a knot hole backwards" "colder than a well-digger's feet in Alaska"
"uglier than the east end of a horse headed west" "couldn't hit a barn if you were on the inside with the door closed" "you look like you have been drug through a knot hole backwards" "colder than a well-digger's feet in Alaska"
Apr 25, 2013 #294 orbitup Sticker Cop Rating - 100% 13 0 0 Nov 6, 2010 27,333 96 Waxyscratchy I buy you books, send you to school, and all you do is chew on the covers.
Apr 26, 2013 #295 P pistolpadre Well-Known Rating - 0% 0 0 0 Feb 25, 2013 2,156 21 So bad ass that you have to sneak up on a glass of water?.. from one of those "the cool kids" out there in the post whore thread.. angela and or sugerland..
So bad ass that you have to sneak up on a glass of water?.. from one of those "the cool kids" out there in the post whore thread.. angela and or sugerland..
Apr 26, 2013 #296 M mark1916 "you can feed a coyote all the chili you want but it ain't gonna sh*t diamonds!"
Apr 26, 2013 #297 scap99 TGT Addict Rating - 0% 0 0 0 Nov 10, 2010 8,578 31 Cypress sonuvaTXgun said: Spare no curse words. Lol Sent from my SCH-I535 using Xparent Green Tapatalk 2 Click to expand... Spare the rod, make Jakashh sad.
sonuvaTXgun said: Spare no curse words. Lol Sent from my SCH-I535 using Xparent Green Tapatalk 2 Click to expand... Spare the rod, make Jakashh sad.
Apr 26, 2013 #298 scap99 TGT Addict Rating - 0% 0 0 0 Nov 10, 2010 8,578 31 Cypress Driven like a bent nail Rode hard, put up wet. You look like a struck match.
Apr 26, 2013 #299 scap99 TGT Addict Rating - 0% 0 0 0 Nov 10, 2010 8,578 31 Cypress Pour some gas on it and wrap it with duct tape.
Apr 26, 2013 #300 T tmd11111 Active Member Rating - 0% 0 0 0 Mar 8, 2009 974 21 San Angelo, Tx Couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat.