"sun don't shine twice on a skinny dog's ass"

[Acesn8's]

Honest as the day is long

 

[Gilgondorin]

I used to hate this one as a kid:

"But I want ____!"

"People in Hell want water too, but it doesn't mean they're gonna get any either."

 

[AngeliaH]

I used to hate this one as a kid:

"But I want ____!"

"People in Hell want water too, but it doesn't mean they're gonna get any either."

Ice Water.^^^^^^

 

[Jherico]

If the foo shits.

 

[pistolpadre]

side note to anyone following this thread.. ok two side notes..first would be "WHAT's WRONG WITH YA" ..

oh gosh i love it when i get myself all tickled.. second and actually relevant thing.. The history channel just started a series on this whole thing.. forget the name of it, and to lazy to check.. believe it's 271 direct tv..

 

[GrandpaOf18]

It's not that my Organ's too small, it's the size of the Cathedral it's playin' in

 

[Charlie]

Don't start no shit, and there won't be any. (hope it's not already posted)

 

[BIGPAPIGREG]

if the foo shits.

wtf?

 

[Charlie]

The foo bird in the joke about being on a deserted island, etc. etc.

 

[BIGPAPIGREG]

The foo bird in the joke about being on a deserted island, etc. etc.

ahh

 

[Charlie]

ahh

It's a bad joke .................. not even worth repeating the rest of it.

 

[BIGPAPIGREG]

It's a bad joke .................. not even worth repeating the rest of it.

good, my poor pea brain was a startin to smoke

 

[orbitup]

I'm gonna pop you in the snot locker.

 

[BIGPAPIGREG]

"I'm gonna hit you square in the cock sucker!"

 

[orbitup]

Kepp your dick beaters where I can see them.

 

[BIGPAPIGREG]

"i'd drag my dick through a mile of glass just to jerk off in her shadow" ( I know...sigh....I know)

 

[orbitup]

A buddy of mine used to say "I'd eat the corn out of her shit".

 

[BIGPAPIGREG]

Disclaimer: I never used this one "I'd suck her daddys dick just to see where she came from"

 

[orbitup]

Ewww!

 

[BIGPAPIGREG]

Ewww!

Yeah, that boy aint right, short bus me thinks