"sun don't shine twice on a skinny dog's ass"

[pistolpadre]

Id like to calibrate her pipes with the flare headed gut wrench

We might have a winner.. "flare headed gut wrench".. is that metric..

 

[TreyG-20]

Metric and standard

 

[tango5seven]

".. is that metric..

Adjustable, in my case.....


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk when i should have been doing something useful

 

[BIGPAPIGREG]

"It's like a sore dick... you cant beat it"

 

[Acera]

"It's like a sore dick... you cant beat it"

Acesn8's beat you to it, post #18, LOL.

 

[BIGPAPIGREG]

Acesn8's beat you to it, post #18, LOL.

Damn you
...still worth repeating though

 

[pistolpadre]

Greg .. guessing this is related to your "sad weiner" on the droop one thread..

i

 

[scap99]

Grinning like an oppossum eating a yella jackets nest.

 

[BIGPAPIGREG]

Greg .. guessing this is related to your "sad weiner" on the droop one thread..

i

Damn it!!!! ya found me out

 

[BIGPAPIGREG]

"i'd hit ya but shit splaters"

 

[pistolpadre]

drop ya like a bad transmission.


evening gents.. i tried to get that in the drop one thread, but to slow..
i'm way slow, but i do shabby work..

 

[Vaquero]

Bleeding like a stuck hog.
Happy as a swamp sow eating briars.

 

[BIGPAPIGREG]

country as a truck full of chickens

 

[pistolpadre]

"stick a key in a dog turd"

that's a Charlie..

 

[Acera]

Useful as a turd flavored lollypop.

 

[BIGPAPIGREG]

"kill'em with kindness

 

[Charlie]

Ignored facts still exist.

 

[BIGPAPIGREG]

he's a legend in his own mind

 

[Waterguy]

If brains were gasoline, he couldn't drive a flea-mobile around the inside of a cheerio.

couldn't drive a nail into quicksand. (cant drive)

 

[Just Geri]

Speaking of eatting...These two always get me... "I'm so hungry, my belly thinks my throat's been cut" and "Hungry enough to eat the arse outta roadkill"

Then again, these boys around here are "Big enough to eat hay and shit in the middle of the street" (Just like the Clydesdale Horses)