Tell us something we don't know....

[Saltyag2010]

You can stick your hand in the side of a living cow and pull out the contents of one of the stomachs.

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You can stick your “hand” in the side of a living cow…

Congratulations on “your” accomplishment.
Congratulations on your “accomplishment”
“Congrats” on your accomplishment

 

[candcallen]

Homophoneally challenged?

 

[orbitup]

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[orbitup]

in 1945, two sailors who were angry about being ordered to scrape and paint USS LSM-51 decided to write "FOR SALE" on the side. It wasn't until another ship signaled "how much do you want for it?" that the confused captain discovered the unauthorized ad.

 

[Glenn B]

Although turtles appear toothless and are so for most of their lives, all turtles are born with one tooth called the egg tooth. The babies use it to crack and puncture the eggshell in order to break on through to the other side.

 

[Grumps21]

The first female $1mm winner on Jeopardy is actually a dude

 

[BRD@66]

The first female $1mm winner on Jeopardy is actually a dude

I seen th' dude! He's smart but man, is he ugly.

 

[BillM]

I seen th' dude! He's smart but man, is he ugly.

It seems that since Alex Trebeck passed the show has more and more people on that are are mentally ill.

 

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[RevolverGuy]

Female kangaroos have 3 vaginas

If girls have 3 vaginas, what do boys have????

 

[ZX9RCAM]

If girls have 3 vaginas, what do boys have????

Fun?

 

[BillM]

If girls have 3 vaginas, what do boys have????

A decision to make?

 

[seeker_two]

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Should have been more....and further north....

 

[Vaquero]

Fun?

I bet "that time of the month" is interesting.

 

[TipBledsoe]

My mother-in-law is a waste of skin

 

[benenglish]

Should have been more....and further north....

And every time that started to happen, the North re-opened diplomatic negotiations. So it stopped. Then things fell apart.

Repeat on a loop.

That might be on-topic for this thread if we have any youngsters who don't know what happened.

 

[toddnjoyce]

Though many veteran’s associate it with Vietnam, Paint It Black was not about the war.

 

[Glenn B]

If girls have 3 vaginas, what do boys have????

Most boys wish they had three vaginas before they technically become men but some actually achieve that goal before they hit 18.

 

[BillM]

If you have a vehicle with a 4L60 automatic transmission (a common GM trans in trucks and SUVs since 1993) that shifts from 1st to 2nd and when it should shift to third the engine starts revving up, it's not an electronic problem. It means that the 3-4 clutch has failed.

 

[1911'S 4 Me]

If girls have 3 vaginas, what do boys have????

A seafood buffet