Texas Ranger ' Chuck Norris is Back"

[LazermanTexas]

Who would like one of these??

http://www.americaremembers.com/product/the-chuck-norris-tribute-revolver/

 

[Shooter McGavin]

I would only buy one IF -
All the artwork was made with his beard hair instead of the gold and nickel.
AND -
The grip was stained with his tabacco spit aside from the polished walnut.
PLUS -
I think the addition of making the hammer look like his leg would be a nice touch, everytime you pull the trigger he karate kicks the round out.
SOLD!!!

 

[LazermanTexas]

HAHA.

Who's next with a CN facts?

If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

 

[robertc1024]

Chuck Norris is Superman's hero.

 

[itchin]

Mine should be here next week.

 

[Vec]

Before the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks under the bed for Chuck Norris

 

[Rebel]

That's... Hideous.

 

[Vec]

 

[LazermanTexas]

HAHA...............those are great.

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

 

[LazermanTexas]

Chuck Norris is Superman's hero.

Hilarious

 

[LazermanTexas]

Before the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks under the bed for Chuck Norris

Good one.

 

[robertc1024]

Chuck is so fast he can be in ten places doing fifty different things and kicking Yoda's ass.

 

[LazermanTexas]

Star wars coming soon.

When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.

 

[robertc1024]

Chuck Norris doesn't need help. Help needs him.

 

[LazermanTexas]

This one is perfect for this forum.

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

 

[Utah]

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. Then the grenade went off.

 

[coachrick]

You don't Google Chuck Norris...He Googles YOU !
When Chuck Norris wants your opinion...he'll give it to you!
Go get 'em, cuz!!

Rick Norris

 

[robertc1024]

Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.

 

[Glockster69]

......
Go get 'em, cuz!!

Rick Norris

Seriously?

 

[Younggun]

Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the world down.