Last nights red beans with no rice broke loose while buying groceries today. Some stray shopper walked into it. By that time I was half way down the isle.Killed: The mood
Where: In the bedroom with my g/f
When: Last night
With: a real STINKER!
I fail to understand how women do not grasp the hilarity of a silently released, and really stinky fart!
She looked around at the epicenter of it, even checking the floor. I swear I smelled it on the next isle over.