The Texas Gun Talk Virtual Christmas Party 2020!

[jrbfishn]

I should give you a few lumps of coal, but since I'm virtually rich in this thread, you getting a custom made Dan Wesson 1911 in 10mm for showing up for the party!

Virtual presents will be based upon the member's avatar and things I have learned about then since being here on the forum.

Ya give everyone else booze with theirs dammit.
I wsnt a jar of 120 proof moonshine ya cheapskate. Corn, no rye.

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[seeker_two]

Nothing Like a warm anus to make Christmas bright.

....just as long as it ain't from friction....

 

[Bozz10mm]

 

[candcallen]

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Ya give everyone else booze with theirs dammit.
I wsnt a jar of 120 proof moonshine ya cheapskate. Corn, no rye.

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Think santa passed out cause he was partaking from the gifts.

 

[Axxe55]

I think I have a virtual hangover from last night's virtual Christmas party!

Anyone up for a virtual Christmas Eve party tonight? More booze and music!

 

[candcallen]

I think I have a virtual hangover from last night's virtual Christmas party!

Anyone up for a virtual Christmas Eve party tonight? More booze and music!

You gonna stay around this time or are you just a light weight.

 

[Axxe55]

You gonna stay around this time or are you just a light weight.

Of course! I'm getting a designated drinker tonight!

 

[Coop45]

Coop45,

SHHHHHHH. It's a secret. Don't tell a soul.
(CHUCKLE)

I'm seriously considering EXPORTING "clean"/low mileage 1960-95 USA-made "land yachts" to Mainland China, Vietnam & Singapore.
(A BIG clean Caddy, Olds 98, Buick Wildcat or Lincoln TC sells for over 10X what the same car will bring in the USA. - The SAME is true for RHD Rolls & Bentley saloons to Japan.)

And it's "downright cheap" to export the cars by "slow boat" to Asia, as the cargo ships mostly return to the Orient nearly empty..

yours, satx

Careful there! Exporting a British car with Lucas electrics could set off a shooting war. Best to follow Joe Stilwell's advice. LOL!

 

[satx78247]

Careful there! Exporting a British car with Lucas electrics could set off a shooting war. Best to follow Joe Stilwell's advice. LOL!

Coop45,

FWIW, I have long had a theory that the Brits drink WARM BEER because they only have refrigerators made by SMITHS & LUCAS.

yours, satx

 

[thescoutranch]

Of course not. Even Santa doesn't do no stinking BOS!

Merry Christmas Scout! Santa is bringing you a custom 1911 and a bottle of Maker's Mark my friend!

Thanks Santa!

 

[TipBledsoe]

Good morning Santa. Am I on your "good list?"

 

[Axxe55]

Thanks Santa!

You're welcome. I know it was only a virtual party and presents, I just wanted the other members here to know that I appreciate being a part of this forum and am glad to make some new friends here.

So thanks to everyone here at TGT!

 

[Axxe55]

Good morning Santa. Am I on your "good list?"

Dude, it's the "naughty" list you want to be on to get the good presents around here!

 

[ZX9RCAM]

I'll be putting up the tree in a little while....

 

[Axxe55]

I'll be putting up the tree in a little while....

You were suppose to bring the eggnog last night!

 

[ZX9RCAM]

You were suppose to bring the eggnog last night!

We're not very Christmassy this year, but have grandkids coming over tomorrow.

 

[Axxe55]

We're not very Christmassy this year, but have grandkids coming over tomorrow.

Cam, in many ways, it was a very suck ass year! I just don't want it to end on a suck ass note. I'd like to see this year end on something positive and maybe give us hope for a better year in 2021.

So, I'm trying to bring a little Christmas cheer, some hope, some laughter, and a reminder we need to be thankful for the blessings we do have and what the real meaning of Christmas is all about.

A Very Merry Christmas to everyone!

 

[Bozz10mm]

We're not very Christmassy this year, but have grandkids coming over tomorrow.

Our grandkids normally come over on Christmas Eve and would be arriving about now. But they got the Covid last week.

 

[jrbfishn]

Christmas so far this year. I have not tried the Jim Beam Apple yet, but the Peach Moonshine is some tasty stuff.

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[deemus]

Cooking The Christmas Meal today.

Christmas cheer to all. I’ve been whiskey free for over a year, but my neighbors gave me a bottle of Peach Crown.