..... a metric crescent wrench.
I got had on the flight line, and looking for a 50lb bag of blips for the radar screenHow about sending the FNG to get 50 yards of flight line...............................
and he comes back with 50 yards of expeditious flight line that he reconned on the other side of the base and also stole the forklift he picked it up with?
or the FNG who was told "to get some prop wash and don't come back until you have some." He was gone for 2 weeks, listed as UA, and returned with a can of "prop wash" he found at a C-130 unit over 200 miles away!
BTW: How about the Marine that just kills the snake for lunch and looks for its family for dinner?
Or a left handed screw driver.We used to send people after the keys to a particular jet. They would call around on the radio and be led to all the shops looking for non-existant keys.
My favorite was to send them to the tool crib for a metric crescent wrench.
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• Armor: runs over snake, giggles, and looks for more snakes.
I completly agree with this statement.
I remember the 1SG sending a brand new Lt off for train tickets when we were rail-heading for a Hohenfels trip. He got all the way to Regimental HQ before he learned his lesson.
Can of squelch anyone???
Check for soft spots on bottom armor with a hammer and a piece of chalk??
Blank firing adapter for the 25mm Bushmaster canon on the Bradley??
They were all good.