I've been a mechanic for more than 10 years, and I've noticed some things about people that drive certain cars... I'm just going to throw some random ones out and come back with more. If you have a request, fire away.
Hope you have a good laugh.
Mercedes C Class: "I want people to think I have more money than I actually do." Or, "I can't afford a real Mercedes."
Mercedes SL Class: "My penis is very small and/or doesn't work."
Any Volkswagen convertible, any VW Beetle (not Bug): "I'm a pretty princess with the cutest car ever!" Yes, that applies to the guys, too. I haven't met a guy that drives one that isn't gay...
Mercedes S Class: "I can't literally beat you over the head with all my money, so I'll have to drive this instead."
Ford Mustang (1995 and newer): "I'm an overweight Hispanic woman in her 20s or early 30s." Also, "I drive 40 miles an hour in the fast lane."
Any diesel truck: "There's shit on my boots..."
Audi TT: "I'm very insecure about my sexuality."
Porsche Boxster: Guys - "I have no idea what a sports car is, so I bought this." Gals - "My husband is rich."
Chevrolet Camaro: New Camaro - "Transformers was the best movie EVAR!!!" If it's not the new Camaro - "The 80s are NOT over!!!"
That's all I've got for now. Throw me some suggestions!
Nissan Titan: "Someone else buys my fuel."
Smart: "I loved roller skating as a kid, so I figured I'd drive one as an adult!"
Veyron: "I can literally beat you over the head with my money, unlike that punk in the S Class."
Honda Civic: "You want fries with that?"
Prelude: "My vocabulary consists mainly of 'bro'."
Toyota Camry: "I'm trying to keep my wife happy on a budget. Help."
Buick Park Ave: "I'm turning left... eventually."
A couple more...
Mid-90's Grand Am: "**** it; it was only $800."
Subaru Impreza WRX STi: "I'm a rally fanboy!"
"I have every season of MacGuyver on DVD."
Hope you have a good laugh.
Mercedes C Class: "I want people to think I have more money than I actually do." Or, "I can't afford a real Mercedes."
Mercedes SL Class: "My penis is very small and/or doesn't work."
Any Volkswagen convertible, any VW Beetle (not Bug): "I'm a pretty princess with the cutest car ever!" Yes, that applies to the guys, too. I haven't met a guy that drives one that isn't gay...
Mercedes S Class: "I can't literally beat you over the head with all my money, so I'll have to drive this instead."
Ford Mustang (1995 and newer): "I'm an overweight Hispanic woman in her 20s or early 30s." Also, "I drive 40 miles an hour in the fast lane."
Any diesel truck: "There's shit on my boots..."
Audi TT: "I'm very insecure about my sexuality."
Porsche Boxster: Guys - "I have no idea what a sports car is, so I bought this." Gals - "My husband is rich."
Chevrolet Camaro: New Camaro - "Transformers was the best movie EVAR!!!" If it's not the new Camaro - "The 80s are NOT over!!!"
That's all I've got for now. Throw me some suggestions!
Nissan Titan: "Someone else buys my fuel."
Smart: "I loved roller skating as a kid, so I figured I'd drive one as an adult!"
Veyron: "I can literally beat you over the head with my money, unlike that punk in the S Class."
Honda Civic: "You want fries with that?"
Prelude: "My vocabulary consists mainly of 'bro'."
Toyota Camry: "I'm trying to keep my wife happy on a budget. Help."
Buick Park Ave: "I'm turning left... eventually."
A couple more...
Mid-90's Grand Am: "**** it; it was only $800."
Subaru Impreza WRX STi: "I'm a rally fanboy!"
10 year old Jeep TJ?
"I have every season of MacGuyver on DVD."