What is a saying that annoys you?

[Rebel]

"Thread Closed"

Specifically when it's used on the post whore thread.

 

[rp-]

"Blesh you" - when people sneeze... I hate this

 

[CrazedJava]

"Blesh you" - when people sneeze... I hate this

Did you inform them you are no longer 3 years old?

 

[Mowingmaniac 24/7]

When people sneeze, I say: "Stop it"!

"Would you like fries with that?"

If I wanted fries, I wouldn't forget.

Don't try your petty manipulation with me and yes, I full appreciate management forces their employees to ask this question.

I don't bark at the poor schlemiel asking, but I still hate being asked.

 

[Army 1911]

Person or persons unknown.... that really pisses me off because the plural of person is people.

 

[hutu_tootsie]

Did a job for a guy once that said "Cool Beans" constantly. For an entire week, I listened to this d-bag say "Cool Beans", over and over again. Little did I realize that I was being programmed. Months later, I didn't notice it when I said "Cool Beans" for the 1st time. It felt wrong, of course and yet at the same time I couldn't stop myself. In the beginning I didn't think it was a big deal I'd say it jokingly, and then I'd tell the story about the d-bag and how horrible it was to have to listen to it. Almost as if I was trying to shame myself into not saying it anymore, but it didn't work.

It took years of intensive and expensive therapy, to include electroshock, to construct enough prohibitive barriers in my subconscious to block the impulse. Remember that scene from "Return to the Planet of the Apes", where they had the hapless chimpanzee all wired up in the chair and then yelled "NO!" at him while they electrocuted him? That was me, only the phrase was "Cool Beans" instead. My privates hurt every time I smell chili now, or coffee, or anything that has the "b-word" in it.

 

[London]

"It is what it is."

No shit. And redundancy is redundant.

 

[London]

"Thread Closed"

Specifically when it's used on the post whore thread.

Or one that everyone but me got to input their bullshit into!

 

[rp-]

"Glocks are better than ______"

Dumbasses

 

[coachrick]

Did a job for a guy once that said "Cool Beans" constantly. For an entire week, I listened to this d-bag say "Cool Beans", over and over again. Little did I realize that I was being programmed. Months later, I didn't notice it when I said "Cool Beans" for the 1st time. It felt wrong, of course and yet at the same time I couldn't stop myself. In the beginning I didn't think it was a big deal I'd say it jokingly, and then I'd tell the story about the d-bag and how horrible it was to have to listen to it. Almost as if I was trying to shame myself into not saying it anymore, but it didn't work.

It took years of intensive and expensive therapy, to include electroshock, to construct enough prohibitive barriers in my subconscious to block the impulse. Remember that scene from "Return to the Planet of the Apes", where they had the hapless chimpanzee all wired up in the chair and then yelled "NO!" at him while they electrocuted him? That was me, only the phrase was "Cool Beans" instead. My privates hurt every time I smell chili now, or coffee, or anything that has the "b-word" in it.

Awesome possum !!!

 

[duckknot]

Did a job for a guy once that said "Cool Beans" constantly. For an entire week, I listened to this d-bag say "Cool Beans", over and over again. Little did I realize that I was being programmed. Months later, I didn't notice it when I said "Cool Beans" for the 1st time. It felt wrong, of course and yet at the same time I couldn't stop myself. In the beginning I didn't think it was a big deal I'd say it jokingly, and then I'd tell the story about the d-bag and how horrible it was to have to listen to it. Almost as if I was trying to shame myself into not saying it anymore, but it didn't work.

It took years of intensive and expensive therapy, to include electroshock, to construct enough prohibitive barriers in my subconscious to block the impulse. Remember that scene from "Return to the Planet of the Apes", where they had the hapless chimpanzee all wired up in the chair and then yelled "NO!" at him while they electrocuted him? That was me, only the phrase was "Cool Beans" instead. My privates hurt every time I smell chili now, or coffee, or anything that has the "b-word" in it.

Cool beans!

Sent from...wait where am I!?

 

[Mowingmaniac 24/7]

Barista

Really?

C'mon, this high falutin title is bestowed upon a counter clerk who makes coffee and coffee based specialty drinks.

Big whoop.

Barista my buttista.

Mixologist,

A bartender with a title worthy of a theoretical physicist.

Crapologist would work just as well.

 

[kapache]

My wife uses this quote on me all the time, "Beggars can't be choosers ".

 

[rp-]

Which one of you is the beggar and which one is the ugly one ;-)

 

[Mowingmaniac 24/7]

"Think Outside The Box"

This verbal bit of vomit is much like "Win-Win".

It contains strong, corporate centered, mousiness.

Ugh!

 

[Younggun]

"Glocks are better than Dumbasses

Yeah, but just barely.


Sent from my HAL 9000

 

[Vaquero]

This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you.

Bullshit.

 

[rp-]

This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you.

Bullshit.

Ha. I told my daughter when she was a baby that it was going to hurt her more than it hurts me. My ex wife hated it and thought I was going to give her a complex or something

 

[Mowingmaniac 24/7]

Derp

This non-word sounds like something that happens right after you eat to fast.

It also sounds retarded.

 

[Younggun]

Derp

This non-word sounds like something that happens right after you eat to fast.

It also sounds retarded.

Oxford says otherwise.

http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/us/definition/american_english/derp


Sent from my HAL 9000