"Blesh you" - when people sneeze... I hate this
"Thread Closed"
Specifically when it's used on the post whore thread.
Did a job for a guy once that said "Cool Beans" constantly. For an entire week, I listened to this d-bag say "Cool Beans", over and over again. Little did I realize that I was being programmed. Months later, I didn't notice it when I said "Cool Beans" for the 1st time. It felt wrong, of course and yet at the same time I couldn't stop myself. In the beginning I didn't think it was a big deal I'd say it jokingly, and then I'd tell the story about the d-bag and how horrible it was to have to listen to it. Almost as if I was trying to shame myself into not saying it anymore, but it didn't work.
It took years of intensive and expensive therapy, to include electroshock, to construct enough prohibitive barriers in my subconscious to block the impulse. Remember that scene from "Return to the Planet of the Apes", where they had the hapless chimpanzee all wired up in the chair and then yelled "NO!" at him while they electrocuted him? That was me, only the phrase was "Cool Beans" instead. My privates hurt every time I smell chili now, or coffee, or anything that has the "b-word" in it.
Cool beans!Did a job for a guy once that said "Cool Beans" constantly. For an entire week, I listened to this d-bag say "Cool Beans", over and over again. Little did I realize that I was being programmed. Months later, I didn't notice it when I said "Cool Beans" for the 1st time. It felt wrong, of course and yet at the same time I couldn't stop myself. In the beginning I didn't think it was a big deal I'd say it jokingly, and then I'd tell the story about the d-bag and how horrible it was to have to listen to it. Almost as if I was trying to shame myself into not saying it anymore, but it didn't work.
It took years of intensive and expensive therapy, to include electroshock, to construct enough prohibitive barriers in my subconscious to block the impulse. Remember that scene from "Return to the Planet of the Apes", where they had the hapless chimpanzee all wired up in the chair and then yelled "NO!" at him while they electrocuted him? That was me, only the phrase was "Cool Beans" instead. My privates hurt every time I smell chili now, or coffee, or anything that has the "b-word" in it.
Ha. I told my daughter when she was a baby that it was going to hurt her more than it hurts me. My ex wife hated it and thought I was going to give her a complex or somethingThis is going to hurt me more than it hurts you.
Bullshit.
Derp
This non-word sounds like something that happens right after you eat to fast.
It also sounds retarded.