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whats the craziest thing you've done to your SO?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by htxred, May 2, 2008.

  1. htxred

    htxred Active Member

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    it was her first time in vegas and her first time to hang out with my whole disfunctional family.

    im a big morning person and an even bigger eater, our hotel had free breakfast and there was only 30 or so minutes left...

    my wife wouldnt wake up, kept getting grouchy and attitude.. so i decided to sit on her face with my big ass and let out a really loud fart.

    she got up. lol
     


  2. Texas1911

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    Remember to keep it clean.
     
  3. ducksps

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    got her good

    My wife and I NEVER, EVER, buy lottery tickets so imagine my surprise when on a night out she came back from a trip to the store with a lotto ticket for that nights drawing. Turns out it was some 100million prize and she was a little tipsy and purchased a ticket.

    The next morning while she was sleeping in I went to my computer to check if i needed to pack for the Bahamas before she woke. We did'nt but I had an idea. I donwloaded the page announcing the winning ticket to my PC and changed my local host file so that page would display locally on our home computer. I adjusted the numbers on the page to give her a good bit of excitement and went about my morning.

    She woke up a couple hours later and while drinking her coffee saw the ticket laying on the counter. I mentioned something about the news saying the winner was in Houston and off she went to verify.

    Minutes later here she comes running into the living room out of breath yelling like a puppy leaving the pound. Her excitement only started to waver when she noticed i was having a hard time breathing from the laughter.

    Point of story. When packing for the Bahamas leave regardless. She was pissed but I'm smiling at this very moment thinking back. :D
     
  4. Texas1911

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    That's a good one.
     
  5. shooter

    shooter New Member

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    I'm thinking this may not be the best forum for this..... ;)
     
  6. Micro.Foosa.Cub

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    You'd better be thankful for that wife of yours. My SO would walk with a limp, bare minimum. :p

     
  7. HighVelocity

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    I would've just left her there, gone and eaten and brought her back some coffee and a danish or something. :eek:
     
  8. htxred

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    at times i try to leave her somewhere but i always end up going back to get her.. must be because im still young. lol
     
  9. mac79912

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    Mine has me on a leash.I would really get it if I pulled anything on her.
     
  10. htxred

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    everyone thinks erika (my wife) has me on a leash, but im just the type of guy that passes everything along to her, not that i "ask" for permission, i just make sure all spending is ok with her because i expect the same from her..

    but at times, when she comes home with a pair of jeans, and a sweater, with a $80 receipt, i tend to throw things like her iphone. lol.
     


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