zincwarrior
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Sticks and stones will get you shot, but words (and birds) will never hurt me.
OT-but hey lets step this thread down a notch-
We had an ancient wiener dog along with the other weiner dog and Dad's old Mountain dog for years. He was 8 lbs of old man rage (so think tiny, old wiener dog with bad eyesight and hearing). There was one time I heard him bark (he didn't bark. When he did he was usually in trouble).
Quickly went out and noticed the mountain dog was standing over him-I mean literally over him (he was so small it was like an elephant standing over a cat) and growling looking up. I followed LOS and there was a vulture about tree height right above us. The mountain dog was protecting him. Moral of the story: if the bird is big enough, it can hurt you. Best to have a shotgun at all times.