Today, as now I type this, is my wife's 62nd birthday. Yesterday I went to HEB to see if they had a small cake or cupcake for her birthday. There was nothing available, even if the fat slugs working there could have found something. So I went across the street to Kroger. In the case, looking fresh, were 2 cupcakes with Happy Birthday on them, with a single candle. Nobody was around. So I went to the deli section, which is adjoining, and asked if someone could please help me with something from bakery. The single old crone working there couldn't hear any better than I can, and when she finally understood that I wanted to buy something from bakery, told me that she could only get something that was a special order. This was 4:30 in the afternoon. Does every one leave early? After about 2 minutes of trying to get her to get the cupcake, or find someone who could, I gave up and walked out. Why won't Kroger allow me to buy a cupcake? It's for my precious, invalid, beautiful wife. All I want is one cupcake and they won't let me have it. What the hell is wrong with people?