Answer:
They would rather don their foil hats and hypothesize some complex illuminati conspiracy formulated in 19th century Belgium.
Paranoid contrivances are far more satisfying than passionless actuality.
HKS
Yeah because that is what all of us that are suspect have stated? Again with the implications and innuendo. I mean it isn't like the FBI murdered a woman holding her baby, or assisted in setting kids on fire in an underground bus, or attempted to create a backdoor registry, or purposely failed to investigate a presidential candidate for treason.
Your last sentence is awesome. Nothing like dime store psychological analysis here.