Most Expensive Breakfast Ever

[Axxe55]

Did the roosters lay eggs too

 

[msharley]

Some of y’all are exhibiting some seriously fucktarded tendencies this morning. Come back and post when you have sobered up from drinking sterno with the hoboes last night.

Let me say it one more time, and I will use as many one syllable words as possible to make it easier for comprehension.

These. Birds. Are. Pets.
They. Will. Not. Be. Killed. Or. Turned. To. Food.

Their offspring, however, are fair game.

 

[Sam Colt]

an old joke about Calvin Coolidge when he was President ... The President and Mrs. Coolidge were being shown [separately] around an experimental government farm. When [Mrs. Coolidge] came to the chicken yard she noticed that a rooster was mating very frequently. She asked the attendant how often that happened and was told, "Dozens of times each day." Mrs. Coolidge said, "Tell that to the President when he comes by." Upon being told, the President asked, "Same hen every time?" The reply was, "Oh, no, Mr. President, a different hen every time." President: "Tell that to Mrs. Coolidge."

 

[Grumps21]

Miracle Mike - The Headless Chicken that became a Star

For those with chicken choking remorse.

Ya, there’s a statue dedicated to Mike the headless chicken. Wife made me go see it back in 2017 on a road trip we were on.

 

[Grumps21]

Did the roosters lay eggs too

According to the Democrats, that’s possible

 

[Grumps21]

Ya, there’s a statue dedicated to Mike the headless chicken. Wife made me go see it back in 2017 on a road trip we were on.

 

[Army 1911]

Did the roosters lay eggs too

No, the rooster lays the hens.

 

[Grumps21]

I’m confused. I thought the libs said the rooster can lay eggs. Dammit

 

[no2gates]

Did the roosters lay eggs too

Only the ones wearing pink crocs that vote for Beto.

 

[candcallen]

While I agree with the sentiment , this “flock zero” are all pets that produce breakfast food. None will be killed. We are building an addition to the enclosure to give ER ( extra Rooster) his own harem.

Zero flocks eaten.

 

[Texasjack]

My wife makes greeting cards as part of her "crafting". I gave one to someone who commented how nice it was. I had to explain that it should be nice because I figure that card probably cost me about $3000, based on how much she spends on crafting supplies versus how much actual product she turns out. You should be proud to get a card from me that cost more than my first car.

 

[TheDan]

These. Birds. Are. Pets.
They. Will. Not. Be. Killed. Or. Turned. To. Food.

You'll get over it.

 

[Hoji]

You'll get over it.

Like I said, their offspring are all fair game. This group are pets, could no more eat them than I could one of our dogs.

 

[candcallen]

Dog makes a good meal.

I may not be able to eat mine....well I'm not gonna starve so...well circle back to that after the collapse of society.

 

[seeker_two]

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So....now you're coming out for Beto.....

 

[Grumps21]

So....now you're coming out for Beto.....

Haha, are you referring to the hat? Wife got it at a conference she was at for work. Hell no I’m not coming out for Beto…

 

[PDiddy]

Help me out here, because I am a little slow. How did you get to several thousand dollars?

 

[candcallen]

Help me out here, because I am a little slow. How did you get to several thousand dollars?

Chicken coop construction and related supplies and expenses.

 

[PDiddy]

Chicken coop construction and related supplies and expenses.

Yeah, I still can’t see it.

 

[candcallen]

Yeah, I still can’t see it.

I guess it's a good thing it ain't your coop money or wife then.