Home defense scenario/plan

[40Arpent]

I was thinking about spraying the entry floor tile with some sort of oil, so that when someone broke in, they'd slip and bust their ass, alerting me to their presence. But, I am sure some self-purported "lubricants expert" here would come along and chastise me for not using an oil designed specifically for that purpose.

 

[FireInTheWire]

I was thinking about spraying the entry floor tile with some sort of oil, so that when someone broke in, they'd slip and bust their ass, alerting me to their presence. But, I am sure some self-purported "lubricants expert" here would come along and chastise me for not using an oil designed specifically for that purpose.

its gotta be green man...

 

[easy rider]

You break in, I shoot you. Does it really have to be more complex then that?

 

[Vaquero]

You break in, I shoot you. Does it really have to be more complex then that?

That's not very tactical.

 

[Younggun]

Pathetic.

 

[Dawico]

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[Dawico]

A little late but still related

 

[easy rider]

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Dead men tell no tales.

 

[ZX9RCAM]

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As long as it's not HER saying that...

 

[TheDan]

As long as it's not HER saying that...

Did you just assume their gender?

 

[stdreb27]

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Lock the thread no need for further discussion. You’re the winner!

I laughed very very hard.


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[Landrover]

You live in a 3-story townhome, it's midnight, and you're asleep in the master bedroom on the 3rd floor (along with your S.O.). Your home alarm goes off and jolts you out of bed. What do you do now?

I'm asking this on behalf of a friend. Haha...not really. Happened to me last night, and I realized my planning sucks. Thankfully, it was a "false" alarm...something fell in the 1st floor bedroom and set off the motion detector.

Also curious about one specific issue: do you disable the alarm so you can hear what the hell might be going on?

I would like to stay on topic please. I hate to see good threads locked...

 

[Southpaw]

I would like to stay on topic please. I hate to see good threads locked...

They rarely do around here for topic drift. It's actually pretty common here and the threads will generally right themselves eventually.

 

[easy rider]

How about them Spurs?

 

[Ole Cowboy]

I would like to stay on topic please. I hate to see good threads locked...

Easy Rider said it all:

"You break in, I shoot you. Does it really have to be more complex then that?"

 

[Landrover]

Easy Rider said it all:

"You break in, I shoot you. Does it really have to be more complex then that?"

Nope, its as easy as that..

 

[MTA]

Dogs are a very good deterrent

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Did you just assume their gender?

Yeah, I guess that's wrong now days...

 

[easy rider]

Yeah, I guess that's wrong now days...

Go to the closet!

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Go to the closet!

But I just got out....