Most evil thing I've discovered in Texas

[Moonpie]

Alright... I'll tell yall


So I invited @Hoji down to the coast for a fishing trip. We meet at my old house in Cypress. I had the boat all loaded, fueled & ready to go for us. We head down 45 towards the coast & we hit the big Bucees in Dickenson for a couple things & I figured I'd be safe with the brisket & egg tacos. I kill the tacos on the way to the launch. We hit the water about 645 & fishing by 7. By 1030 my stomach was getting tore up. Next thing I know my mouth is watering & about to puke. So im puking over the side .... then my stomach is telling me my ass is about to explode. So here we are on the water & I had to beach the boat & go drop a deuce on shore. My stomach didn't get much better so we called it a day & headed back home. My old neighborhood had 2 ponds so we hit one up & caught a couple more fish to end the trip.

So that's the story of the 1st time I met Hoji in person.

This happened because you angered the Gods of the Sea by allowing a heathen lubber aboard your vessel.
They take great offense to potlickers and Glock owners.
Your boat is now cursed.

 

[Hoji]

This happened because you angered the Gods of the Sea by allowing a heathen lubber aboard your vessel.
They take great offense to potlickers and Glock owners.
Your boat is now cursed.

Huh.

 

[kbaxter60]

I grew up on homemade kolaches; so good!!

Mmmmmmm.....the wife and her friend made their first batch a couple of weeks ago. Delicious.
She said "you should have tasted them hot out of the oven".
I can't wait for batch two!

 

[Katydid1984]

Mmmmmmm.....the wife and her friend made their first batch a couple of weeks ago. Delicious.
She said "you should have tasted them hot out of the oven".
I can't wait for batch two!

My grandmother would make them; she learned from her mother in law.

 

[EZ-E]

Your boat is now cursed.

I guess I'm glad I sold it before the move

 

[Axxe55]

I guess I'm glad I sold it before the move

You need a flatbottom, or a pontoon boat now!

 

[EZ-E]

You need a flatbottom, or a pontoon boat now!

Was thinking aluminum for running the rivers, but @KJQ6945 just got a job, so I'm waiting on him to buy a boat to take me fishing

 

[Axxe55]

Was thinking aluminum for running the rivers, but @KJQ6945 just got a job, so I'm waiting on him to buy a boat to take me fishing

Sounds like a good plan. Y'all need to take up bow-fishing.

 

[Wiliamr]

There’s a Donut Kolache Express a few miles from me. Now I am interested.

BOY! You aint from round these parts now are you?

 

[FNORD]

I'm not a fat ass, but I've literally eaten two boxes of this in 2 weeks.

Help me!

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Just had to go try this.

It’s not much like Tres Leche but compelling.

However, gonna stick with Cinnamon Toast Crack to fill that niche.

 

[candcallen]

I like food. I ain't fat either. I'm 6'2" and weigh 165. About 12 yrs. ago I weighed 220.

You need a box of twinkies.

 

[candcallen]

Nickname: Stringbean!

Beanpole

 

[candcallen]

Just sayin...........

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Cant eat just one.

That's why I dont buy them anymore. A box wont.make it thru the day.

 

[candcallen]

You need a fatbottom, or a pontoon girl now!

FIFY?

 

[EZ-E]

Sounds like a good plan. Y'all need to take up bow-fishing.

I went bowfishing for the 1st time a couple weeks ago. It was pretty damn fun. Not a great night but still was able to get a few long nose gar, carp & buffalo

 

[baboon]

Cant eat just one.

That's why I dont buy them anymore. A box wont.make it thru the day.

But they are oatmeal, and it an important grain for you.

 

[Mike_from_Texas]

I'm the only one that likes Krispy Kreme donuts?

Yes.


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[1911'S 4 Me]

Krispy Kremes= came from mexifornia


Shipley's =came from Houston

 

[Charlie]

I'll eat "damn near" anything that's sweet and has a high sugar content!

 

[striker55]

I'll eat "damn near" anything that's sweet and has a high sugar content!

Oh yeah having some peeps with my pancakes.