Benefits of shooting with your off hand.

[Younggun]

I'm scared of trains....

He's talking about a different kind of train...I think.

 

[Davetex]

He's talking about a different kind of train...I think.

DOH

 

[Moonpie]

Igot ran over by a train once.
Kilt me daid.

 

[Davetex]

 

[Davetex]

 

[avvidclif]

I can't find my ass with both hands.
What am I supposed to do?

Keep feeling until you find a wet spot and then scent check your finger for the smell of an asshole.

 

[AustinN4]

Since this thread is all ready off the rails (get it? trains), when I first looked at the thread title I thought it said:
Benefits of shooting off your hand.

 

[Moonpie]

 

[Vaquero]

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Dang ol black powder

 

[Landrover]

That's the other thing. All that building clearing and tacticool wannabe SWAT stuff will get you killed as a civilian or thrown into jail if it doesn't.
A cop can call for backup and his union lawyer and he can act proactively. If I'm acting proactively, I'm the aggressor. So I'm obviously taking a different approach to training and practice.

Ok ,just wondering if a intruder comes into your dwelling, do u lock the door and call police. Maybe barricade the door. That's cool. If you have no former training, that's exactly what u need to do. For us meat eaters we did that to bad people,good people who ever the government wanted me to do it to.

 

[Vaquero]

Sigh

 

[Younggun]

Ok ,just wondering if a intruder comes into your dwelling, do u lock the door and call police. Maybe barricade the door. That's cool. If you have no former training, that's exactly what u need to do. For us meat eaters we did that to bad people,good people who ever the government wanted me to do it to.

Lmfao

 

[ZX9RCAM]

 

[orbitup]

 

[Wildcat Diva]

*fans self*

 

[Younggun]

"He was a god among mere mortals. A perfectly tuned instrument designed for multiple capabilities. Perfected through trials that left lesser beings quivering. "Surrounded by fools!" he huffed. Every sense heightened, every nerve on edge, he carried out his mission with skill. Honed through countless hours, days, weeks, yes, even years of training. Every move planned and carried out with the skill of a surgeon. Every risk calculated and countered beforehand. Yet the time drew near. He had heard of these untrained guerrilla packs and he was pursued by one now. One misstep could bring an end to all he had worked for. Little time remained before they found him. He closed his eyes, drew a deep breath and exhaled. Muscles of a strength only achieved through gruelling hardship tensed now. He was ready.


One last perimiter check and it begins! He steadied himself and reached for the keyboard."

-Festus


Worth posting here too.

 

[Younggun]

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I've been here for years.

 

[Moonpie]

I've been here for years.

So, what are you saying? Your ass is bad?
They got doctors for that.

 

[TexasBrandon]

Proctologist to be more precise.

 

[Kar98]

Ok ,just wondering if a intruder comes into your dwelling, do u lock the door and call police. Maybe barricade the door. That's cool. If you have no former training, that's exactly what u need to do. For us meat eaters we did that to bad people,good people who ever the government wanted me to do it to.

Dude, you can't even write or comprehend proper English. Work on that first before you attempt to lecture your betters.