Christmas gift suggestions for significant other.

[baboon]

I'm hoping for the right urn for her remains.

 

[oldag]

Gift certificate for her and a daughter/friend to a spa.

 

[Byrd666]

A fluffy new robe. One of those spa type things.

 

[Lonesome Dove]

You out da house for a week.

 

[1911'S 4 Me]

NO bathroom scales!!

 

[Vaquero]

Like don't use the drive thru
..go inside kinda pampering?

More like a weekend getaway. Or vacation.

 

[Grumps21]

I did jewelry when we were younger.

I've been told flowers are stupid because they die, so I've done plants, or fruit trees for the yard.

I've bought shoes, and nice jackets/ sweaters.

This year I've been considering buying her a gym membership to the gym I've been going to. It will be great, or I'll be sleeping outside. You never know.

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Haha, nothing says you are out of shape like a gym membership does. It’s well intended, but might not be interpreted that way. Kind of like when my wife said she was fat. I told her I like her just the way she is, and more to love. And I wanted a skinny woman, I would have married one. I won’t be using that line ever again…

 

[1911'S 4 Me]

Haha, nothing says you are out of shape like a gym membership does. It’s well intended, but might not be interpreted that way. Kind of like when my wife said she was fat. I told her I like her just the way she is, and more to love. And I wanted a skinny woman, I would have married one. I won’t be using that line ever again…

Did she black your eye??

 

[gdr_11]

 

[popper]

New hearing aids. Her choice! Yea, TV volume goes DOWN!

 

[ZX9RCAM]

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No use for any of that.

That's what lawn people are for.

 

[SQLGeek]

This year we've talked about picking up a few nicer kitchen utensils like a knife set and the like because we want to do a little more cooking together. We'll wrap those and put them under the tree. We are also going to get some of the usual things for each other to open.

We are fortunate and don't want or need much. We're even doing a smaller Christmas for the kids this year as they're a little older and don't want much either. A bigger ticket item each plus some little things they like doing.

I do plan to give them both certificates to use toward donations to charities of their choosing. I will make the donations through work to get the company match but they will choose them.

The nice thing about giving her a gun is there are only about four things she can do with it...

Be happy with it
Give it to you
Throw it at you
Shoot you with it

You have a 75% chance of coming out of the deal okay or with minimal injury..., and a 50% chance of getting a new gun...

I love this logic. And you reduce the chance of getting shot with it if you don't gift ammo with it.

 

[Hoji]

Take her somewhere.
Pamper her.

Would not even dream of putting pampers on Mrs Hoji. We both have an agreement to take the other on a trip to where there are icebergs should one of us become so incapacitated as to need diapers.

You are an odd one.

 

[Vaquero]

Sigh

 

[Texan79423]

Lock for

the bedroom door

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Lock for View attachment 359412 the bedroom door

Just the two of us in the house now.

 

[Texasgordo]

Haha, nothing says you are out of shape like a gym membership does. It’s well intended, but might not be interpreted that way. Kind of like when my wife said she was fat. I told her I like her just the way she is, and more to love. And I wanted a skinny woman, I would have married one. I won’t be using that line ever again…

She let you live?

 

[billtool]

Nice cozy slippers and PJ's have always been popular around these parts. Even if she has two or three pair of each the addition will likely replace a set.

 

[mongoose]

Nice cozy slippers and PJ's have always been popular around these parts. Even if she has two or three pair of each the addition will likely replace a set.

My wife is very materialistic. She has shown interest in a set of spourtals. Has not requested anything though. She bought some nice sheets before Thanksgiving and said that would be her Christmas present.

 

[ZX9RCAM]

My wife is very materialistic. She has shown interest in a set of spourtals. Has not requested anything though. She bought some nice sheets before Thanksgiving and said that would be her Christmas present.

Sorry, don't know what that is.