Christmas Thread

[General Zod]

A modern classic.

 

[robertc1024]

My niece's composition. Semi professionally plays viola. My sister is an amazing violinist.

 

[Texasgordo]

That is amazing

 

[Vaquero]

My niece's composition. Semi professionally plays viola. My sister is an amazing violinist.

Bravo!

 

[General Zod]

Another surf guitar Christmas song...

 

[General Zod]

 

[Texasgordo]

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That's racist

 

[pronstar]

I got this cool window-sticker themed Christmas card from a vendor. Lots of Christmas details the closer you look

 

[DoubleDuty]

Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree

 

[AlteisenMkII]

Looks like I am gonna be in Houston for a few days post Christmas.

 

[deemus]

My niece's composition. Semi professionally plays viola. My sister is an amazing violinist.

Amazing! I’m so jealous of people with musical talent. I have the musical prowess of a yak.

 

[kbaxter60]

Trying to think of gift ideas for the kids?
Kurt Schlicter rarely disappoints.

Buy Your Kids Toy Guns This Christmas

townhall.com

 

[MountainGirl]

Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree

Wonderful picture; it reminds me of my beloved childhood home. Thank you.

 

[General Zod]

Something a little wrong:





Something a little more right (and a personal favorite):





Something a little glorious:

 

[seeker_two]

If you're tired of HOME ALONE, this is a better version....

 

[General Zod]

The Old 97's as an alien band in the "Guardians of the Galaxy Christmas Special", getting Christmas wrong.

 

[MountainGirl]

That ^^ actually was pretty good!

 

[jmohme]

A little Chritmas history fo you.

One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit; this stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out at heaven knows where. More stress.

Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hid the liquor and there was nothing to drink.

In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the coffeepot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made of. Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas Santa. Isn't it just a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Isn't it just a lovely tree? Where would you like me to stick it?

Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the tree.

 

[Armybrat]

Monday’s gun gifts…
Identical CZ75 Compact 9mm pistols for my two older sons.
Ruger Max 9mm for granddaughter’s fiancée.
Extra magazines for all three guns.
Two boxes of 9mm range ammo for each gun.
(They can buy their own self defense ammunition- that’s a personal choice).

 

[Wudidiz]

There are four stages in life:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don’t believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.