Corrupt-a-Wish

[TxStetson]

Granted but your frozen in time ala "ground hog day"

I wish I had a better house.

Granted but it's a doll house.

I wish someone else would mow my yard.

 

[Dawico]

Granted but it's a doll house.

I wish someone else would mow my yard.

Granted, but they use sheep.

I wish being a man was cool again.

 

[Southpaw]

Granted, but they use sheep.

I wish being a man was cool again.

Granted, but then you would have to get rid of your man bun.

I wish I had something to eat better then this Bologna sandwich.

 

[roadkill]

Granted, a spam sammich it is.

I wish there was a chicken in every pot

 

[TxStetson]

Granted, a spam sammich it is.

I wish there was a chicken in every pot

Granted but it's one of those stupid rubber chickens that everyone seems to think is funny

I wish the weekend wasn't almost over.

 

[easy rider]

Granted, but now it's Friday for the next five years.

I wish I hadn't eaten so much.

 

[Moonpie]

Granted, but now it's Friday for the next five years.

I wish I hadn't eaten so much.

Granted but you fall asleep with your face in the bowl of soup.

I wish it was October.

 

[roadkill]

Granted but now all you hear on the radio is wake me up when Septembers ends

I wish a dime was still worth a dime.

 

[jrbfishn]

Granted, unfortunately $1 is only worth a nickle now.
I wish the reunion meet was here already.

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[easy rider]

Granted, unfortunately $1 is only worth a nickle now.
I wish the reunion meet was here already.

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Granted, Unfortunately you skipped forward over the day a long lost relative left you his extensive gun collection.

I wish I wouldn't have passed out due to eating too much.

 

[Dawico]

Granted, Unfortunately you skipped forward over the day a long lost relative left you his extensive gun collection.

I wish I wouldn't have passed out due to eating too much.

Granted, but the need to be on the toilet is keeping you awake.

I wish we had seen more meteors.

 

[TxStetson]

Granted, but the need to be on the toilet is keeping you awake.

I wish we had seen more meteors.

Granted but one landed right in the middle of your house.

I wish I could find cheaper reloading supplies.

 

[jrbfishn]

Gantrd, but they are for airsoft guns.
I wish I had more money to spend on guns.

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[TxStetson]

Gantrd, but they are for airsoft guns.
I wish I had more money to spend on guns.

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Granted, but gunstores don't accept monopoly money.

I wish the M&P 10 in the classifieds was cheaper.

 

[easy rider]

Granted, but now it's a M&P .10

I wish I wish the swamp coolers at work hadn't bred mosquitoes

 

[Dawico]

Granted, but now it is a swarm of gnats.

I wish my mower would run right.

 

[TxStetson]

Granted, but now it is a swarm of gnats.

I wish my mower would run right.

Granted, but it can only turn left.

I wish I could sleep now.

 

[Shotgun Jeremy]

Granted, but you sleep through your alarm and are late for work.

I wish my truck would stop leaking oil.

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[nlam01]

Granted, but you sleep through your alarm and are late for work.

I wish my truck would stop leaking oil.

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Granted, but the power steering has gone out, your brakes gave out and one tire blew.

I wish I didn't suffer insomnia.

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[TxStetson]

Granted, but you sleep through your alarm and are late for work.

I wish my truck would stop leaking oil.

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Granted, but your engine seizes due to no oil left.

I wish I hadn't already seen this episode of Twilight Zone.